I thought Brother Bear was going to be a good movie because it had a black lead character, but the trailers I've seen for it show a tribal person shapeshifting into a bear. As I've probably told you I used to do shapeshifting, though of course I couldn't turn into a real animal. Shapeshifters or what Rowling calls animagi are called berserkerar, which literally means people who wear bear shirts, and ulfhednar, which literally means people who wear wolf coats, in Norse mythology and religion. Maybe this movie will encourage Generation Z to try shapeshifting. I wonder how they'll like it when they get unwanted visits from animal demons when they try to sleep at night.
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People try EVERYTHING they see in movies.
The Dark Knight will make them want to fight crime, for example. Watch superhero sightings go up for a month or so.
Right. When I saw Transformers, I tried to turn myself into a semi truck.
I'm still beta testing the process.
@Raven Wood: "Right. When I saw Transformers, I tried to turn myself into a semi truck. "
I tried to turn into a Camaro.
...my spine still hasn't fully recovered. :(
/I thought Brother Bear was going to be a good movie because it had a black lead character,/
Dude, he's not black. He's Native American. You can't even get his nationality right; it's no surprise that you failed to grasp the concept of the movie, too.
"As I've probably told you I used to do shapeshifting, though of course I couldn't turn into a real animal."
RAWR
I R feersum grizzly bear, rawr
I thought Brother Bear was going to be a good movie because it had a black lead character
o_O The skin colors of the characters in a movie have nothing to do with it's quality. Besides, none of the characters in that movie were black, they were Inuit.
The rest of the page is even better. These people are a bunch of paranoid crackpots. "Oh noes, Disney has demons!"
I love this quote from further down the page:
"Pocahontas, as you said, is pagan and very feminist."
SHE WAS A PAGAN, YOU GODDAMNED DUMBASS.
oooooooookaaaaaaaaay....
*backs away slowly*
I think it's just lying for jesus, but with a little research thrown in.
A fundie... Research... HERETIC!!!!
Get the glue tube away from your nose. NOW!
I don't particularly see how this is fundie, but it's hysterical nonetheless XD
"I used to do shapeshifting"
I just peed myself.
"Maybe this movie will encourage Generation Z to try shapeshifting"
Yeah...no. Most people aren't clinically insane.
"unwanted visits from animal demons when they try to sleep at night."
See above.
Isn't generation Z like old now? Or do they keep changing it??
Besides, how the FUCK can you think you were a shape shifter!?!?
Then again, i split my soul into 7 using Horcruxes and then collected all three Deathly Hallows. Now i'm the ruler and master of death!!
Sucks to be you, all you could do was turn into some shitty bear, i bet you didn't even pass your appiration test! XD
::massive facepaw:: Hey, I can take on the spirit-shape of a cat... come to think of it, that *is* my normal state -- anyway, I've never been "visited" by "animal demons" at night or otherwise. Unless you count Ash stealing my pillow and stuffing his paws up my nose.
This one reminds me of the time Stan Lee was on the Simpsons, trying to change into the Incredible Hulk. Remember that?
"Rrrrngh! Change! Come on! Rrgggggghhfpthgng! Oh I did it once!"
Please, please don't mention my ancestral religion. Dressing up in animal skins is really just a good way TO NOT FREEZE TO DEATH. Please go to the coldest hell... oh, wait, that's the hells YOU don't believe in, right?
As I've probably told you I used to do shapeshifting...
No fooling, Mr. Bats*** Crazy?
...though of course I couldn't turn into a real animal.
You astound me.
Uhm, I'm sorry but I am in fact Norwegian, and those words mean no such things.
Furthermore, what the hell are you on?
"As I've probably told you I used to do shapeshifting, though of course I couldn't turn into a real animal."
Oh yeah? Well, I used to be able to fly like Superman, though of course I never left the ground for more than a second and never got any higher than a foot or two.
Of course, I was six at the time, and I didn't really believe I was an under-performing superhero. Although I did look pretty spiffy with that bath towel tied around my neck.
Imagination is a wonderful thing, as long as you don't confuse it with reality.
This reminds me of when my kindergarten teacher called my mother to ask her to ask me to stop bring a dinosaur because i was scaring the other children.
In all honesty, i probably was.
Anyway...
tribal =/= Native American.
You were playing make believe. Not shapeshifting.
"As I've probably told you I used to do shapeshifting, though of course I couldn't turn into a real animal."
Ok, so you have been a shapeshifter and...WHAIT WHAT???
@Alcari: Because of this picture and the "shapeshifting" part, I nearly chocked to death. Best Laugh-Flash in a while.
And for you, dear AC: Stop rolling your Fatties with animal fur for the love of god!
As I've probably told you I used to do shapeshifting, though of course I couldn't turn into a real animal.
You did turn into a delusional freaky-pants of a fundie, though (which I humbly submit is far, far worse). I'd rather take my chances with the wild animals.
1- If you don't actually change shape, how can you say you 'shapeshift'? The whole point of changing shape is that you, well, CHANGE SHAPE!
2- Vikings wore the skin of animals because they liked to scare the shit out of the people they were attacking.
3- Maybe I'm just old, but what the fuck is a Generation Z?
4- Since when the fuck did whatever-the-fuck Rowling call things matter at all? At very least, her characters actually DID magic and turn into animals and shit. You said yourself that you couldn't even do that.
5- Smoke less pot, okay?
As I've probably told you I used to do shapeshifting, though of course I couldn't turn into a real animal.
Well, then you weren't really "doing" shapeshifting, weren't you!?
Confused?
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