I shudder when I think of the things Satan is going do do to [Kathy Griffin] with that Emmy once she is in hell.
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Yeah, shudder... You probably whack off to the mental image don't ya? Then you realise you shouldn't do that, so you flog yourself, eh? Eh?
Kathy Griffin is a comedian/actress who, after winning her Emmy, held it aloft and said "Suck it, Jesus, this is my god now!"
I find this interesting in a few ways. One, it occurred in September, so it's a bit old as far as news goes. Two, The Catholic League got its ass involved. Three, what she said was censored.
Her speech was said to be offensive, which was why it was edited out of the telecast. Yet, anyone who thanks Jesus goes unedited.
And it is cristians who claim persecution.
Shudder in anticip... ation </Dr_Frankenfurter>, maybe. Come on, you know it gets you hot just thinking about it.
Kathy Griffin just kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
From that Faux Snooze link:
The comedian's remarks were condemned Monday by Catholic League President Bill Donohue, who called them a "vulgar, in-your-face brand of hate speech."
Call for a Waaaaahmbulance!
Oh well, that's something that the super sadist in the sky has had planned from the beginning of time, according to your mythology. So you can ignore that special thrill, and instead start wondering how YOU'RE going to be fucked around.
"Satan's got the lost soul in his bed, her legs are on the mantelpiece.."
funky fresh salad wrote:
"I don't see how not-thanking Jesus is "hate speech". She's not saying that she hates Christians. She's saying that she (rightly) believes that Jesus had nothing to do with anything." She also told Jesus to "suck it."
Without even asking whether Jesus was into that sort of thing first, the inconsiderate little tramp!
Pity Griffin didn't get a BAFTA and make this speech here in the UK. First of all, none of the regular news broadcasters here would have censored the speech. Second, hardly anyone in the UK would have given a toss about what some fundie nutjobs think of her. Third, anyone that did need a wambulance here, ours are better because you dial whine-whine-whine for ours. :)
I'm also tempted to ask at this juncture if, upon receiving an answer to the question "what does this Ben Benson character think about when he's pulling his pudding alone in his mother's basement?", I would need to reformat my brain to erase some truly scary images. Mind you, some of the sickest methods of torture were devised by the self-righteously pious during the Inquisition, so it's hardly as if Ben Benson is setting a precedent here.
Why are sexual threats the worst thing you can think of? Are you that afraid of sex?
I mean, sure, I wouldn't want a statue shoved up my cunt, but first of all, it's fucking hell. Your soul goes there, your body doesn't. Physical torture probably wouldn't even work. And yeah, I got that out of a Terry Pratchett book, my opinions on religion come from Good Omens and Dogma lately and I think I'm better for it.
Oh, and Kathy? Could probably talk about what you're thinking of in more explicit, more vulgar, and above all things more fucking hilarious terms than you ever could. You don't deserve to lick her shoes.
wow
fundie and pervert
way to go
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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