"Atheists, do you not know you are playing the very role Satan expects you to play?"
Yes. Yes, I do. In fact, I just got off the phone with Ol' Scratch (that's what his close friends like to call him) and he said I was doing a damned fine job. There was even talk of a promotion...
"God warned us that there would be people that try to hinder our beliefs."
Uh, noooooo. An anonymous author warned you of such a thing based on either nothing other than speculation or some sort of mental illness which made them think they were speaking to or for god.
"Satan is using you as puppets to win his battle with God."
Wouldn't that violate my free will? How come Satan gets to do that and your god can't? More importantly, if free will is so prized by your deity, why would your deity allow such a thing. You know, what with your god being omnipotent and all.
"It's really kind of ironic because you do not believe in him, yet you are his little helpers."
I also work part time as an elf at Santa's Workshop at the North Pole.
"So, as much as you try to separate yourself from religion, you are actually playing a key role."
Prove it. Show your god, Satan, heaven or hell exist.
"How does that make you feel?"
Strangely unfulfilled given the supposed magnitude of my actions.
