all the little children so broken up because their big god science has been dashed. O don't worry, super math man Hans will save you.
a bunch of moronic little demoniac whose brains got ****ed in their asses.
you are a bunch of demonic little pieces of ****.
You peices of **** do do not matter. You aer fools you are stupid. you can't think. It doesn't hurt my life one whit what you say or thing. you idiots. you will burn in hell if there's a hell or case to exist because you are too stupid to believe the obvious.
either way non of you will achieve a thing, you die in futility like you live in futility. I will enjoy the source of all love and comfort foreve and I will myself silly everytime I think what fools you are.
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Rabid jabbering never converted anyone, you're wasting your breath.
Also, Most Appropriate Username award.
ARGH! What in the hell is it with fundies having problems with basic grammar? It's not rocket science, you morons. Lots of cursing, just like Christ. Lots of name calling, just like Christ. Seems the only thing he got right was his name 'Metacrock'. I agree with that wholeheartedly.
What a crock
I call Poe (please)
"you think science will save you from the wrath of God"
I think science is how you find out what's true, and so far all my readings show God doesn't even exist.
"you have no hope and know you have no hope so you despize anyone who does."
You're getting hope mixed up with faith. I can have hope, but faith is irrational and I will have no such thing.
To anonymous:
Science discovers the truth about the natural universe, there is no way of proving God by science, if you wanted to prove God, you'd need a new logical system of looking beyond the natural universe, which is kind of impossible as far as we know.
Atheists are silly using science as an excuse for disproving God, real scientists know that science can have no stance on God.
Mitch: If God intervenes in the "natural" universe at any point, whether by starting the universe, creating life, or speaking to anyone, he is now able to be scrutinized by scientific reasoning. If he does none of those things, then what's the point in assuming his existence?
"brains got ****ed in their asses. " (why censor fuck when they use ass?)
Feel that christian love (tm) Well, I'm converted from those abusive insults
"I will enjoy the source of all love and comfort foreve and I will myself silly everytime I think what fools you are. "
Funny, your bible says because of your attitude posted above that you are indeed going to burn with the rest of us.
moronic little demons arg hargh a! get 'em off me! They're all over me, and green ! Yahwseapfsoeijfpoi!
Whew. The rush always gets me that way.
If it THE Metacrock, who was a reasonable (but dyslexic( debator, then he has gone absolutely batshit crazy.
I doubt if it is him though.
Norm
God is against his people calling other people fools. In fact back in the bible days, calling another man a "fool" was punishable by death.
Jesus is also against hatred, foul languge, or judging others.
1. Science is not a God. All it requires is patience, knowledge and an inquisitive mind rather than your faith. It's rewards are tangible and concrete.
2. Science has saved us from Smallpox and various other diseases. Give it time and we will slay any God you care to name.
3. Well then, stop using our stuff and go back to your valued "ancient goat herder technology that the egyptians classed as backwards".
4. We all die and live in ultimate futility. Its just that this futility is delicious.
Wow. The use of asterisks to represent offensive words is sooooo threatening. Hear that? That's not the sound of me laughing at you, it's the sound of me cowering in terror.
Strawmen are so much more funny when they're accompanied by bleep-fests. :D
You peices of **** do do not matter. You aer fools you are stupid. you can't think.
This line deserves special recognition or something.
BTW, is that Doo-doo or Dodo?
"you think science will save you from the wrath of God."
God doesn't exist, therefore we're not afraid.
Because there's no scientific evidence to prove the existence of such.
You take time to spew a lot of hatred over something even though you say it "doesn't hurt my life one whit what you say or thing".
Hatred actually hurts the person feeling it, rathter than the object of the hatred. Have a nice ulcer-filled life.
"you think science will save you from the wrath of God."
You think that the likes of Kent Hovind and Ray Comfort will save your 'God' from the shitload of evidence for Evolution, and the Large Hadron Collider destroying your Bible's 'Creation' story biologically & cosmologically? Such is the wrath of progress and more & more people acknowledging scientific fact. Ask any fictional deity.
"you despize anyone who isn't funcked like you are."
Why would I despise James Brown and George Clinton? Whilst I don't have their talent (and I'm white & British), the fact I'm into their music makes me sufficiently 'funcked', thank you very much.
"I will myself silly"
You'll go blind doing that.
X3
@WMDKitty
"I second the "Most Appropriate UserName" award thingy."
Hey, I never Metacrock I didn't like!
...I'll get my coat.
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