I would really be glad if people would stop calling christians extremests, I mean so me and my freinds jumped a Satan worshipping kid , but that doesn't mean we're extremests
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So you attacked someone who you claim doesn't believe as you do, and you think your not and extremist? Guess again.
Satan worshipping, huh? What, he liked to read something other than your version of the bible?
I would really be glad if people would stop calling christians extremests, I mean so me and my freinds bombed an abortion clinic or too , but that doesn't mean we're extremests.
Fix'd, taking in to account your understanding of grammar as well.
Whatever happened to judge not less yee be judged, to love thy neighbor, to turn the other cheek, do unto others as you would have others do unto you, etc?
But then, if the Satan-worshipping kid and his friends jumped you, they would be extremists, right?
I'd bet dollars to dead snails the jumped kid wasn't a Satan worshipper. Probably just some hapless agnostic who did wear a cross and carry a Bible.
Caustic Gnostic: "You're not a Christian, fuckhead."
Maybe, or maybe he's just a Christian fuckhead.
I'm pretty sure this is a Poe. However when you think of Nazi-punks jumping someone for being black. Or someone stomping a guy to death for being homeless. Maybe, just maybe. Then again, how do you tell their Satan worshipers? Goth kids?
I would really be glad if people would stop calling christians extremests, I mean so me and my freinds jumped a Satan worshipping kid , but that doesn't mean we're extremests
- So you don't believe in freedom of worship? Then you too shall have noe. 'As ye would that men would do unto you, do ye also unto them in like manner', no?
You are a bigot, and an undereducated snot-bogie who can't spell. Perhaps if you went to school instead of 'jumping people' you might learn something, including not incriminating yourself on a public forum like this. Anyone know if the police look in?
But I smell POE.
Poe, I hope.
That or criminal.
"Jumped"? As in from out of nowhere just attacked someone who was minding their own business for no GOOD reason??
That's extremist enough, you little prick.
Um, I don't call Christians extremists. I do however call people who "jump" kids, whether they worship Satan or not, extremists. Get a dictionary.
antichrist: The 'Satanist' in question probably was some emo goth kid.
Either way, I just can't get over the increible irony of the situation.
I hope it's Poe, or just some kid trying to sound tough on the Net by lying. But, if not, you beat the crap out of someone who was different than you. That does make you an extremist, you little Taliban.
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On what grounds?
Did you have evidence?
He was prolly joking..
Satanists don't worship the devil.. It's just semantics.
I think I might call you an excrement, but not because you're Christian.
Probably a Poe. Probably some dork who gets beat up at school daily.
If I'm wrong, let's hope the Satanists kick his sorry ass.
"Paradise, AZ"(Yes, kids that's a Postal joke)
"An 17-year old juvinile was attacked by a angry mob.
When the reporter asked about why they attacked him, most of mob thought that he is a satanist, how come? He had a Anal Cunt T-Shirt. Juvinile is in fair to critical condition."
I'll bet that kid you jumped would be really glad if you respected other people's rights to free speech and freedom of religion.
But obviously you don't care what makes him glad, so why should he...or anyone else, for that matter...care what makes YOU glad?
In this particular case, yes, you are extremists. Otherwise, no, most Christians are pretty chill, globally seen, USA...more of another story.
What you did is depicable, extremist, extremest or not. Would you like to be jumped on for being a Christian?, same here(poe?)
Oh, the irony.
What's at POE?
"I would really be glad if people would stop calling christians extremests, I mean so me and my freinds jumped a Satan worshipping kid , but that doesn't mean we're extremests"
True...It means you are criminal thugs.
Extremists, no. Thugs, yes.
@hsnopi
Poe's law is that when you don't have a CLEAR indicator of sarcasm, such as a smilie, it's nigh impossible to differentiate from authentic fundie ravings.
@GigaGuess, thanks for the explanation. Considering the absurdity of some of the remarks labeled as POE, I thought that might be the case. Then again, one can never underestimate another person's potential for stupidity.
When violence is involved, and it's not a defensive measure, yes it leans toward extremism. It doesn't go all the way, but it doesn't help your case. It IS thuggish though. Now slot off.
@Titania
No prob. :)
And that's the thing about Poe's Law. It's virtually impossible to tell, without a clear indicator whether it's sarcasm, or a serious asshole/nutjob even in the extreme cases, without a clear tell, which brings us to the dark side of Poe's Law. Even if s/he IS being sarcastic, even money says there's still someone out there that believes it.
You know, me and my satan worshipping friend (both atheists, but we're lumped in with Satanists... along with Buddhists, Toaists, Muslims, members of any other christian sect) got jumped by 4 fundies in Detroit outside a church back in 2005... but we were in the 1st Bn 24th Marines STA platoon and we kicked the living shit out of them... God wasn't there. =:)
yes... yes it does...
FAIL!
Ooh! Now I can do a Fundie Impression!
"Extremism's for them Islamics, dangitall! Whatever we do is good and holy because the One True Gawd in Heaven told us so!"
no you arent extremist just bullies, jumping someone for what they believe in is being a bully, people are people no matter what we were created somehow, so what does it matter how we came along as long as we are here now and working towards what our future goals are unless is mass religious genocide then i dont care who your God or Goddess is you are going to have a bad afterlife, may it be in hell or whatever you believe in.
Extremists:
KKK.
Eric Robert Rudolph.
Army of God.
Christians .
If you were, say, Unitarian Universalists, you would never have thought of behaving in such a way: to even a Satanist.
Congratulations: you're an extremist.
And we'll continue to call right-wing Fundamental ist Christains such as you that, until you become Unitarian Universalists.
Attacking someone for having different imaginary friends than you do, is extremism, dolt.
Normal Christians manage to not attack others. Extremists, not so much.
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