"Evolutionists! Why do human women have menstrual cycles that are?
heavy with blood and, if they were mere animals with no access to protection, would make them targets for other predators? How could any species survive that bled heavily every month? Isn't a woman's cycle proof of our Lord?"
image
Well, it's either use that, or spend good money on expensive silicon grease for lubricating their cycles (and ordinary 3-in1 just clags up with road dirt etc, and clogs up chains, gears etc)...
...and I'll just go get my coat, shall I?! >_< X3
"[This takes the cake!]"
This terrible pun? You have no idea...!:
"Ah! My Goddess"'s Belldandy keeps her menstrual cycle spotlessly clean. Wiping down the frame, wheels, spokes etc with a cloth, prior to riding such. One day she placed said cloth on the saddle after completing her bike cleaning chores, then forgetting what she'd done, got on and went for a ride.
Stopping several miles later, she realised her mistake. For all that time, she was on the rag.
X3
