"Hypothetical conversation between a friend and I in 1980:
Hey, did you hear the news, asks the friend. Yeah, we talked about it yesterday in church, I reply. But, that's impossible, this just happened today! How could you have talked about this yesterday if it happened today, he exclaims. Well you see, it's all written right here in this bible, I answer with a smile."
Hypothetical conversation between a friend and I in 1960:
Hey, did you hear the news, asks the friend. Yeah, we talked about it yesterday in church, I reply. But, that's impossible, this just happened today! How could you have talked about this yesterday if it happened today, he exclaims. Well you see, it's all written right here in this bible, I answer with a smile.
"Hypothetical conversation between a friend and I in 1840:
Hey, did you hear the news, asks the friend. Yeah, we talked about it yesterday in church, I reply. But, that's impossible, this just happened today! How could you have talked about this yesterday if it happened today, he exclaims. Well you see, it's all written right here in this bible, I answer with a smile."
"Hypothetical conversation between a friend and I in 1611:
Hey, didst thou hearest the news, asks the friend. Yeah, we talkethed about it yesterday in church, I didst reply. But, that's impossible, this just happenedeth today! How couldst you have talkethed about this yesterday if it happenedeth today, he exclaimeth. Well you see, it's all written right here in this bible, I answer with a smile."
Fundies, smiling the smile of idiocy across the ages.
