Fact: the majority of liberals support the butchery and murder of human babies.
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That reminds me those baby jokes.
"What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of babies?"
"You can't unload a truckload of watermelons with a pitchfork."
Yeah, so it's a bit gruesome; still, those jokes are funny, in a sad, disturbing sort of way.
No, many support legal abortion. Which is different from infanticide. And I like how the woman is not mentioned, she's probably just somewhere in the background, working as the vessel.
"You can't unload a truckload of watermelons with a pitchfork."
Yeah, so it's a bit gruesome; still, those jokes are funny, in a sad, disturbing sort of way.
True - we all feel bad for laughing, but we laugh none the less!
Untrue, though it may be true that the majority of liberals support a woman's right to a safe, medical abortion.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back
"Fact: the majority of liberals support the butchery and murder of human babies."
In which universe?
REAL fact: The liberal party was the organization that introduced laws to PROTECT children from Abuse, Exploitation, and Neglect.
Fact: Most fundies support the massacre of people who don't believe as they do while demanding the protection of non existent children.
See, I can make up random BS too.
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"Fact: the majority of liberals support the butchery and murder of human babies."
And just Two Words that completely destroy what you say, thus making your 'fact' a lie :
[citation needed]
Fact: a human baby is an individual of Homo Sapiens Sapiens who was born from a woman's body, either through the birth-canal or through the abdominal wall during a c-section.
Show me a Liberal who supports the butchery and murder of a human baby, and I'll show you a phantom of your imagination.
Speaking of "the butchery and murder of human babies", have you read the Old Testament lately? How many men, women (including pregnant women), children, infants, and babies did your god butcher or have butchered in his name?
And are you aware that 20% of recognized pregnancies end in miscarriage? If your god exists, he is the most prolific abortionist ever known.
Fact: this guy has no idea what he is talking about
Also, wouldn't murdered babies go to heaven? making the act of murdering babies a good thing because it eliminates the possibility of going to hell?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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