[On a thread about CERN and the Large Hadron Collider. Another fundie has expressed concern about the LHC exploding due to heat.]
The entire thing reminds me of Marvin the Martian from the Looney Tunes. Except instead of Marvin trying to blow up earth, he would be trying to blow up his own planet. Marvin was never very smart. But I guess he is smarter than all the mini-Marvin's working for CERN who have been working on this Hadron Collider and don't know what their plan is but for supposedly intelligent people to be messing with stuff like this... sticking some metal tube into the earth to try and release demons or let the aliens come or who knows what but will most likely end up blowing up our own planet with it instead....
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"Where's the kaboom?
There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
I love Marvin the Martian. c:
I will admit now that I have no knowledge of what this person is talking about, but I don't believe she does, either...
Marvin the Martian is one of the most underappreciated characters, along with K-9.
You don't deserve to mention his name, Tiffany b/w stupidity.
How dare you malign Marvin the Martian! He was way smarter than Elmer, Yosemite Sam, and Daffy combined.
Way smarter than you, tiffany, even if he is a cartoon character.
The amount of energy available to the LHC would not result in a "world shattering kaboom*, if you used all of it to cause an explosion, the best you'd get is probably in the range of a MOAB or two, or perhaps a particularly large ammunition factory explosion.
And that's if you use all of the energy to do that, whats more likely is a heat explosion would be in the single digit TNT range.
And such explosions would be unlikely to begin with, the conditions that the LHC operates in aren't conclusive to explosions. The actual operation time on any one section is very low on any given day.
Oh, I think an 'Earth-Shattering Kaboom' is the least of your problems, Tiffers:
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When you'll be reduced to Junk ! >:D
The Rapturites can't even maintain internal consistency in their fantasy. Surely if the LHC was going to blow up the earth it'd be mentioned somewhere in their infallible Book of Revelation. What does God need with a Large Hadron Collider?
As an aside, if the Rapturites actually believe the LHC was built to release demons they are even more delusional that I imagined. And I already thought they were very delusional indeed.
If it blew up, it would probably be less devastating than the chemical warehouse that blew up in Tianjin, China the other month. Although huge, and destroying over five thousand brand-new cars, it did not blow up Earth.
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"Sticking some metal tub into the earth to try and release demons"
That would be badass! They obviously don't plan on doing something that cool, or they'd announce it and get ALL the funding they'd ever want.
sticking some metal tube into the earth to try and release demons or let the aliens come or who knows what
Come on, do you really think that's what they're trying to do? I know you post on Rapture Ready, but come on.
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And if the demons scare you that much, then just type in "idkfa" which gives you all weapons and just start going to town on them!
"Marvin was never very smart. But I guess he is smarter than all the mini-Marvin's working for CERN who have been working on this Hadron Collider and don't know what their plan is "
Because you're less smart than the mini marvins.
The LHC doesn't have that capacity. It is not full of high-explosives. It will not create a black hole that will swallow the earth. It will not create a portal into hell through which you will have to travel in order to defeat the Spider Mastermind, and it will not summon Cthulhu. You may now relax.
Rapture Ready folk believe the worlds coming to it's end, most think soon
Rapture Ready folk think science isn't our friend, some will swoon
Rapture Ready folk think God's going to burn us to the wind, after the next Blood Moon
Rapture Ready folk, all said, in the end, are the cartoon
And their stupidity makes me very, very angry.
Don't you think that if the CERN LHC could do that kind of damage, they would be swimming in cash as military types the world over threw money at them to weaponize it? Hell, if you believe it shouldn't you Rapture Retards arm up, occupy the facility, and try to turn it on to kick off the Rapture?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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