[Question: Why won't Christians read a science book?]
Answer:
because it teaches false ideas. get a christian science book....
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"because it teaches false ideas. get a christian science book"
did you also get a course in christian grammar? learn about the many moral compunctions one should have with capitalization (unless you are capitalizing every letter of the word, in which case JESUS smiles upon it)? just wondering....
2. Read "God's Harvard". The chapter on Evolution quotes some fundie "professors" who seem genuinely puzzled that the fossil record matches the evolution model perfectly, but not the YEC model. The fundie fantasy-land "professors" refuse to budge from their dogma, however, and seem to think that their "god" is intentionally deceiving them (indeed, there seems a dearth of other explanations).
3. There's plenty more where this came from.
get a christian science book
You mean one that says the Earth is flat, gravity doesn't exist, stars don't generate light, the universe is only 6000 years old, DNA is a myth, mental illnesses are demons and all the other looney ideas coming from you Christians?
Ah, gool ol' Christian Science.
Mary Baker Eddy's doctrine that if you're sick, it's because you're not praying hard enough.
After having several dozen new shiny irony meters blown to smithereens, I decided to install some serious fuses, adjust minimum activation level etc... but, thanks to ben h , to no avail!
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Sorry, that was too funny.
There are no Christian Science books at all
Only Christian books critiqueing or misrepresenting science, they have no research, no experimental results and less than 1% of them have scientifically qualified authors.
Meanwhile, a book by an author who is Orthodox Jewish:
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Enjoy your paradox.
Baron Winston of Hammersmith enjoys being the head of government committees on Science & Technology.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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