Did you know that all bulls are males? How can these bulls mate to have more bulls? It's your funeral evolutionists. Admit evolution is a pathetic fantasy created by scientists because they can't accept God.
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This just in -- all hens are female!
Oh no!
Did you know all men are males? How can these men mate to have more men? I know what you're thinking...It hurts the brain to think about it. But, don't worry the bible will save the day...No wait, sorry. Even the people who wrote it all that time ago, were not as stupid as you.
"when you've been milking the pig in the past...have you ever noticed it only has one nipple?"
"yes, odd that...and an ENORMOUS pair of bollocks!"
Oh LORDY I can't believe I almost missed this one. This is the best one yet. I've just been getting pissed off at quotes recently but this one's just beautiful, I love it. I can just picture a farmer looking out of his window in the morning, 'goddang it, there's another one of those bulls out there. where in the heck do those thangs keep comin' from ????'
Boy meets girl. Boy screws girl. Girl has babies.
It works in cattleland, as well, you idiot. Now can you please come up with an argument against evolution that a five year old child couldn't shoot down?
Just as all men are male, all bulls are male as well.
Are you REALLY this stupid?
Fucking bulls, how do they work?
...If I ever say that or any variation of it again, shoot me.
Kinda reminds me of one of those Bible games James Rolfe reviewed. One based on Noah's Ark had Noah collect 2 oxen. One problem....an ox is a castrated bull, which Eternal has correctly established to be male. (Have a cookie, Eternal!) So they doubly can't reproduce with each other!
This reminds me of an oil painting depicting the pairs of animals entering Noah's Ark--including a pair of MALE lions ascending the ramp! And to top it off, a pair of peacocks,too! The artist definitely wasn't familiar with his animals.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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