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That is an illogical statement as the bible proves God exists because the bible is a recording of God revealing himself.
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Of course! How logical. The bible proves Gd exists because the Bible says God exists which is true because God said so in the bible which is true because the Bible says so which is true because God said so which is true because the Bible said so which is true.....
OMGddss..I got so dizzy I think I just barfed. That kind of circular logic is dangerous
So, if I write a book about a mystical being called Mister Muffles, and because the book is written, that means Mister muffles is real?
Are you telling me that I can pick a book, tell you that it's the word of God and you'll believe me, like that?.
Of course not. All those other gods are fakes. The Bible told him so.
Join me in a sing--along!
(sing to the tune "This is the Song that Never Ends"- Lamb Chop's Play Along)
This is the logic that never ends
(Sighs...)
Once again, PROVE IT.
And we high fantasy fans secretly believe Tolkien was inspired by God to write an account of the ages before written history... you know that, right? The Silmarillion talks about God, after all. AND a creationist philosophy! You can't go wrong with that! I mean, it talks like it's true, so it must be.
Oh wait. That's right. It doesn't contain actual, self-fulfilled prophecies in it. Okay, how about the Koran? It says it's true, just like the Bible does, plus a creationist philosophy and everything. You can't go wrong with that!
...Oh wait. It doesn't have Jesus in it as the son of God. Whoops.
@Ellytoad
And the fun thing about Eru is that he shows all the Mayar in the end that even the dissenters (Melkor and his merry bunch of Balrogs) only helped to make his creation better and although they opposed him they indirectly worked for him.
Which teaches us that there is no light without dark, no peace without war.
So face it fundies ... Satan is in a way just God's most loyal disciple ... :)
(btw ... in Tolkien's universe ... people when they die ..... they're gone ... gone for good, that's what's called 'The gift of Man'.
Damn, the only way to stand that longer than a year or 100 will be to contract Alzheimer...
"We know the bible is true because god says so, and we know god exists and says this because the bible says so, and we know the bible is true because god says so, and we know god exists and says this because the bible says so, and we know the bible is true because god says so, and we know god exists and says this because the bible says so......"Ad infinitum. :P
Worst. argument. for God. EVER!
How do you know God exists?does exist.does exist.
Until we prove that Allah exists, the koran is not truth.
That is an illogical statement as the koran proves Allah exists because the koran is a recording of Allah revealing himself.
Fixed.
3 easy steps to prove the Bible:
Prove God exists
Prove God wrote the Bible
Prove God never lies* and is thusly infallible.
*This may be difficult because God always lies to keep us scientists thinking evolution is true, and to give you hope in the face of epic wrongness.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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