[SeaWitch, you see this? It's okay to be a lesbian according to Leviticus! It only speaks about a man lying with another man as with a woman. Lesbians are in the clear!
Does that mean that it's okay for lesbians to get married now?]
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So doing something a fundie doesn't like sends you to hell even if it isn't forbidden in the bible? You've tipped your hand, you little megalomaniac - you're not even hiding the fact that you yourself are making the proclamations of who burns and who doesn't, not your fictitious figurehead of a god.
That's a really clever answer there.... no, really, I mean it. Look into my eyes and see the truth burning!
Ah, piss it. You're full of shit... and so is your bible.
Oh yeah? This baby can take temperatures up to 10,000 degrees!
That's right, I can fly my arwing strait through hell without even a scratch.
Smile! You're going to hell!
Only a fundie would post a smiley about threatening someone with hell. Probably means that he/she really does like the thought of sitting up there in heaven watching all the poor sinners roasting and screaming in hell.
May be a poe.
Sure make sure you do your honeymoon in Antartica so you can get real cold because where you're going later is about 1200 degrees centigrade with no air conditioning or ice water. [smiley]
If anyone REALLY believed that, what kind of a piece of SHIT would they have to be to put a smiley at the end?
I can understand why gay people might want to get married. What I can't understand is why it matters to straight people whom it really has no effect on? This definitely falls in the "who cares, none of your business zone", gator.
I went to Pride with a lesbian friend of mine last year and passed a crazy fundie preacher in Heritage Square who was screaming about how evil teh gheyz are. I asked him about lesbians and if they were okay, and what about bisexuals?
I shit you not--I stunned him into silence for a solid minute or two. :D
1200 degrees C, eh? Where in the blue fuck did you get that figure?
Not only are you full of shit, you didn't answer the question (big surprise).
Romans1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Seriously, if a Buddhist/atheist knows your bible better than you, what chance do you have of getting into heaven.
Of course this is the only place that the bible that Lesbians are mentioned and how to treat the poor is mentioned over 200 times. So take from that what you will.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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