Why so hot?
I really think as the time draws closer to the Lord's return, and the birth pangs get closer and closer together, the earths climate will change. We have already seen it. With massive snowfall in the east, devastating flooding in the midwest & south. And a drought in California and neighboring states.
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Okay, so now Christians are going from "climate change is a science fairy tale!" to "it's a sign of jeebus' return?". Yeah, I guess once you can't ignore reality any longer you'd better claim it's "god's work", after all, that's how it always works with these people.
@ Hasan:
Especially if said burn marks shows an amazing image of Jebus, or Mary, or anything. If held at the correct angle and you squint.
I wonder if he thinks that volcanic eruptions are due to gawd having gas and expelling? Are earthquakes caused by the angels having a dance off somewhere? Tornadoes are the result of gawd draining his bath tub?
So you ignore the extensive science that has proven climate change not only exists but is man-made...then go on to grudgingly admit that the world is in fact warming.
Because Jesus .
Oi. When brains were being handed out you went to the window that said 'Trains', didn't you?
Doesn't Revelation list the signs of the second coming? Are any of your signs listed there?
Doesn't your book have a few words to say about false prophets, too?
And here I thought the droughts (and the heavy rain/flooding here in Texas) were just signs that the Creator thinks we don't get irony.
"Wait, so you exterminated the natural wildlife, paved over the environment, polluted the air until its crunchy, and then told everyone else that THEY were the ones destroying the Earth, and that THEY had no respect for nature? Here, let me show you what happens to poor stewards...
And you don't like this 'Texas', eh? Well guess who's getting all that rain you need to sustain your purely artificial habitat? When you pull your heads out of your asses, you'll get it back."
Either that, or it's an El Nino year with the effects of climate change added in. Whichever makes you smile more.
Well, the overuse of fossil fuels may be leading us to perdition...
But only figurative perdition, not literal.
No, it's because....OH FORGET IT! IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A WALL!
Enjoy your cancer, stinky air, garbage piles & frack water ya FREAK!
And heatwaves are not alien to Northern places.
Growing up in the 1980's, I remember 90 degree weather. Summer in Western New York was often humid & sweltering. Even in the Adirondacks & Thousand Islands (where my family usually went on camping trips every summer) it would get hot, buggy and sticky as any given day in Florida.
@Wyzard
In the PNW (Pacific NorthWest) it is going to heat up this weekend. 100 on Saturday and 95 on Sunday.
Temperatures in the Pacific North West going up to 100°F don't have me worried.
However, it the Cubs ever win the World Series, that rapture thingy and "the Lord's return" might just really happen!
By the time the Lord returns, assuming a similar rate of increase in temperature, its going to be several trillion billion degrees with an occasional shower every billion years or so. Phew! What a scorcher that'll be.
@Pule Thamex
By the time the Lord returns, assuming a similar rate of increase in temperature, its going to be several trillion billion degrees
Is that when the sun turns into a red giant in several billion years?
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