As a Christian, we don't need intelligence to decide because we have the Holy Spirit that convicts us to believe. God gave me the brain but in my body, who am I using my brian for?
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And there we have it folks; another nutshell summary of fundamentalism.
No one, obviously. He who refuses to think for himself gets what he deserves.are you using Brian for? And just what does Brian think of that?
Historically, the only thing God has ever rewarded us for was using our brains. brains , not kissing the Holy Spirit's ass.
who am I using my brian for?
who am I using my brian for? Fundamentalism in a nutshell meets inadvertent BDSM porn.
Hey Jim, I also call it my Brian. Some people like to call it their Black & Deckers, their Johnnies, things like that, you know.
God gave us brains, Jimmy-boy; I don't claim to speak for God, but by using that Satanic (that was sarcasm, by the way) common sense, I infer that it would be pretty disrespectful to refuse to use something God gave you!
"God gave me the brain but in my body, who am I using my brian for?"
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...the Strogg? The rest of you can be turned into Stroyent.
...and as for 'brian', He's not the Makron, he's a very naughty boy!
[/"Quake IV"] [/smartarse]
When i worked at a suicide hotline, they used to allow a halfway house for cognitively disabled people to call us if they needed to.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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