When one thinks of the name McDonald one immediately thinks of the fast food hamburger chain which has francises all over the world. The McDonald’s Corp. has been rumored for years to be connected to Satanism. In fact a book which tries to debunk belief in a Satanic conspiracy entitled Satan Wants You reported the rumor that Mc Donald’s owner Ray Kroc tithed to the Church of Satan. (see Satan Wants You, pg. 140). Ray Kroc does spend time with NWO elites and is a member of the Bohemian Grove. There is no doubt that the McDonald’s Corp. has an inside track with the Illuminati, because the U.S. government has given according to one source 40 million dollars in public tax money to McDonalds to help them set up McDonald Restaurants in foreign countries under the disguise that this was money spent on foreign policy. In 1991, the total of McDonald outlets (restaurants) in the 3 primary European nations of Britain, France and West Germany totalled 959 restaurants.
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Ray Kroc does spend time with NWO elites
Really? Because he's been fucking dead since 1984.
Since he was a republican, are you saying that republicans worship satan? Because that would explain a lot .
The old "Ray Kroc donates money to the church of Satan" urban legend raises its head again, I see.
Ray Kroc does spend time with NWO elites and is a member of the Bohemian Grove.
He sure is busy for a dead guy. I think you need to slow down when you die.
And this just goes to show how conspiracy theorists just pull stuff out of their collective asses, since Ray Kroc died many years ago, long before anyone ever heard of the New World Order or Bohemian Grove. Next I expect to hear that Ray personally pilots aircraft spraying chemtrails.
@Seeker:
I'd love to see that. Wouldn't surprise me if they would believe it.
And seriously, how hard is it these days to google Ray's name and see that he died? Makes me wonder if all conspiracy theorists are serious about their theories or are just in it for the lulz, seeing how much they can make up which will get spread around. Or maybe they're just so crazy they only trust what they read on conspiracy websites and think all others are government propaganda.
Ray Kroc gives money to Satanists? That's an old one. In other news, the CEO of Proctor & Gamble went on Donahue and admitted that he's a Satanist and gives part of the company's profits to the Church of Satan, rock musicians are putting backwards Satanic messages in their music, oil companies have suppressed the invention of a 100 MPG carburetor, beautiful women in bars will lure you to a hotel room & steal your kidneys, Bubble Yum contains spider eggs, the boogeyman is hiding in your closet, and you'll go blind if you keep doing that.
Well, if he was talking about McDonald's in Japan , I think he might have a point about it being Satanic.
EDIT: Even in America, Ronald McDonald ist Krieg .
This weirdo again? C'mon, Fritz, you can do better than this generic 'stan is under mai bed, o noez' drivel.
@Doubting Thomas,
Bohemian Grove has been around for a while - since the early 20th century actually. It just wasn't as widely publicized. Nixon talked about it, noting that he thought it was "full of fags" or something to that effect.
As for McDonald's, it's very possible Kroc was a member.
Look, I know we're all about indulgence and shit, but even WE aren't insane enough to try and influence an international restaurant chain. Besides, we have other things to worry about, like, oh... having crazy wild sex with our partners.
While I do agree that there is something hellish about the food at McDonalds, that's really more to do with the market forces at play. But nutritionally, it looks like the work of Famine (from Good Omens).
In 1991, the total of McDonald outlets (restaurants) in the 3 primary European nations of Britain, France and West Germany totalled 959 restaurants.
In 1991 West Germany didn't exist. Germany reunified in 1990. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_reunification I knew that was wrong as soon as I saw it, and I was a small child when it happened, you ignoramus. The only easily verified fact in your rambling mess is comically wrong. That's some epic fucking fail, Fritz.
Oh wait, there's more!
RAY KROC DIED IN 1984.
I just checked and if you google his name his dates of birth and death are on the first sentence of his wikipedia page which is the first hit. You're talking like he is still alive, even though he's been worm bait for a quarter of a century. You dreamed some conspiracy shit up without bothering to check to see if the guy was even alive, which makes you an epic, epic moron, Fritz Springmeier.
Lrn2internet, fuckwit.
1991, the total of McDonald outlets (restaurants) in the 3 primary European nations of Britain, France and West Germany totalled 959 restaurants.
Er, West Germany didn't exist as a 'nation' in 1991. Unification was on 3rd October 1990.
3 primary European nations of Britain, France and West Germany totalled 959 restaurants.
Heh, I didn't know East and West Germany were still un-unified....
Fritz Springmeier? Wasn't this the same dude that wrote the "Illuminati Formula for Creating a Totally Undetectable Mind Control Slave"? That book is a real hoot
Isn't this also the same dude that got 9 years in prison for planning a robbed armory on a bank?
"In 1991, the total of McDonald outlets (restaurants) in the 3 primary European nations of Britain, France and West Germany totalled 959 restaurants."
And how many mind-polluting churches are in those three countries?
You know, I've actually heard some Christian men talk about creating a Bible-based men's organization similar to the Bohemian Grove, but without the devil worship. It would be a place for Christian men to come together and spend a few weeks relaxing and having fun in the wilderness. They were thinking of calling it The Lord's Vineyard or something like that.
Whenever I think of the name McDonald, which admittedly is not very often, but when I do, I immediately think of bagpipes, sporrans and a pint of heavy. I'm led to understand that the name makes some people think of some extraordinarily deranged nonsense on occasions, apparently.
Wow, someone's living in the past.
We did the "McDonalds is evil" thing about the same time we did the "D&D is evil"
Also, West Germany hasn't been a state since 1989 (and it's never ever been a nation)
"Ever wonder why he didn't change the name to Kroc's when he acquired the business? I'd had thought that would set off alarm bells with the conspiracy twits."
Well, keeping the name was the whole point. McDonald's was already a household name at that point. Kroc bought the name and the franchises while the McDonald brothers kept the original burger joint, which was more profitable than all the others combined.
Then he built a McDonald's just beside the brother's joint. Which stole all their clients.
Ray Kroc was a bastard, but I doubt he worshipped Satan. He was just that sleazy.
Alright; skimming through this, I read McDonald's and Satanism and, seeing as how eating their horrible greasy paper-burgers puts a curse on my digestive system, I have to say this theory sits well with me. Unlike McDonald's' shitty burgers.
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