[a Christian gives her opinion on scientists]
yes...but remember guys....we are waiting for them to make dirt...when they can create dirt outta nothing....then I might read their article....is it okay to totally loathe scientists??? I know I should pray for them....but sometimes...I'd like to send out a prayer to their god...instead of mine....ouch...that was NOT nice...sorry.
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"yes...but remember guys....we are waiting for them to make dirt"
I don't get it. If she loathes scientists so much, why would she ever want to send out a prayer to "their" god? And, apart from the spurious claim that scientists necessarily must worship some god other than her own, what exactly is mean about wanting to send a prayer to such a deity?
Scientists aren't claiming to be gods, therefore, whether or not they can make dirt from nothing is irrelevant.
She's referring to that retarted joke about Scientists and God getting into a contest over making people from dirt. God makes a person. Scientist reaches over to pick up the dirt and try, and then God says "No, you get your own dirt."
Fundies assume that people who do not practice like they do still have to apply to their laws. They have failed to realize the wisdom of their spiritual ancestors, the Jews. The Jews call themselves Gods chosen people not because they are special but because they choose to be Jewish and follow the Jewish traditions/restrictions. Much of a fundies rage that people are not living the fundie way is because they think that everyone is supposed to be. Calling somoene who does not beleive a heretic (could not spell blashphermer)is not a insult to them but the biggest one to them. Kat thinks she's unleashed a zinger by accusing them of worshiping a different God but in reality, the scientists (beleivers or not) care little for a small person's comments.
I'd like to send out a prayer to their god
They're scientists, not cheesy slight-of-hand magicians.I know I should pray for them....but sometimes...I'd like to send out a prayer to their god...instead of mine....ouch...that was NOT nice...sorry.
This part, I just don't get. What's she trying to say...?
Let me get this straight, a christian has the ability to pray to other gods as well? Is there a party line involved? Does she have to start her prayer a certain way to make sure she doesn't accidentally send her message to the wrong deity? Wouldn't your god be pissed? And what exactly is the god of the scientist? The great beaker? The Flying Petri Dish? Invisible Pink Paramecium?
That's right, pray to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
Why is science automatically a Competing Religion for these doofi?
> I'd like to send out a prayer to their god...instead of mine....ouch...that was NOT nice...sorry. <
OOH! Mean one there, lady. Wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman.
Why? Isn't it nice to respect other people's faith? But, most western scientists are probably more or less Christian, so it's the same God, really.
What or who created God?
It's easy to "create" dirt: You put organic household waste in a pile, let it decompose for a year and hey presto; dirt!
@jo_27e
"just remember who invented that computer and internet you're using"
Said internet (as we know it today) invented by Tim Berners-Lee - a Unitarian Universalist (and thus at the other extreme of right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity).
And the father of modern computing? Alan Turing: An Atheist and a homosexual.
So kat, and all fundies like her, are using the products of something not True Christian like them, and is gay.
Just goes to prove what I always say: Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie.
Liar! You're not sorry! You just think an insincere apology gets you off the hook for saying what you think are nasty things.
If you loathe scientists so much, then why are you happily using the things they made? Be consequent and go live in a cave.
“yes...but remember guys....we are waiting for them to make dirt...when they can create dirt outta nothing....then I might read their article....”
“is it okay to totally loathe scientists???”
“I know I should pray for them....but sometimes...I'd like to send out a prayer to their god...instead of mine....ouch...that was NOT nice...sorry.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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