Would you rather trust prayer and your faith, or scientists if there was an asteroid hurtling towards earth?
Answer : If an asteroid killed me, then praise God because I'll be in Heaven with Him.
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God: The world's greatest hitman.
Ok maybe not the greatest, since he's hardly discreet and sometimes generates a load of colloterral.
Indeed
this 'tard would be grovelling before his/her god in orgasmic ecstacy, and all the while the atheist scientists and others would be seeking a solution.
And if they found it, this primitive would assign the success to prayer and god.
Your god is mighty, but his aim is terrible, and he seems to enjoy doing as much colateral damage as he can... usually while completely missing his intended target.
Grigadil wrote:
"Isn't the proper term "meteroid"? An asteroid could wipe out a large segment of the world population." The two terms have nothing to do with the size of the object, only its composition and its location.
An "asteroid" is a rocky mass in some sort of orbit about the sun. It could be as big as the Moon, or as small as a grain of sand.
A "meteoroid" is an object from space that has entered the Earth's atmosphere. It could have been an asteroid or a comet before it hit the atmosphere, but right now, it's on fire. "Meteor" refers only to the visual image this object makes as it streaks through the air. After it hits the ground, it'll be called a "meteorite".
Typical fundie shit. The only way this retard would know about the asteroid is because of the advanced warning that scientific means made possible (Satellites, Television etc.)
I'm sure he would elaborate to his church group that instead he had a "Prophecy" about the Apocalypse. Then they could spend days on a Spiritual Journey of blubbering self-pitying mediocrity while the scientists & mathematicians of the world actually do something about it.
@[b]Tracer, the distinction I was trying to make was that asteroids, meaning star-like bodies, would by definition be large enough to be visible well past the atmosphere. Large.
But thanks, all that -ite and -oid stoof is hard to keep straight.
Confused?
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