I’m supposed to take it as fact from creepy FBI weirdos that some Russians, apparently doing the job the American media wouldn’t do, hacking thecunt’s & podesta’s emails and revealing their malice and corruption to a better informed citizenry is a threat to democracy? Get outta here with that gazpromming bullshit!
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Someone was asleep in History class.
About US history as recent as the 1970s.
Someone's afraid of Nixon Derangement Syndrome: the thought that it could never happen again to a president.
Go read the news. Your new God Almighty just admitted that he accepts and believes the US intelligence findings. So you're opposing your fat white male idol.
Oh, actually you're not. We all know he's just doing lip service, so you're right on target with him.
No, your so-called 'God Emperor' asking the Russians to hack his opponent was the threat to democracy.
He also encouraged gun rights campaigners to shoot her. They didn't of course, and he himself would no doubt deny that what he said was actually incitement to do so. But it was.
He then winked at the Russian leader when they met. And stated that he trusted the man more than he trusted his own intelligence agencies, whom he has accused of being in a conspiracy against him.
CH: "I’m supposed to take it as fact from creepy FBI weirdos that some Russians, apparently doing the job the American media wouldn’t do, hacking thecunt’s & podesta’s emails and saving America's men the Up To 11 EMASCULATION of getting a WOMAN as president is a threat to democracy? Get outta here with that gazpromming bullshit!"
creepy FBI weirdos
"The only one allowed to be a creepy weirdo is ME!"
Yup, you ought to take as fact that FBI does a better job in the US than the KGB does, Chum Hog.
Didn't someone go through Clinton's emails, and it was mostly just "Print this", sent to her secretary?
Malice and corruption is what Russia is aiming at US citizens. That's a threat to democracy, done by a dictator seeking world domination.
Gazprom probably helped pay for your president... And such a goood little puppet he is! Yes, he is!
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So I'm supposed to take it as fact that some guys from an agency whose job it is to investigate federal crimes - that I was totally okay with when it was investigating Hillary several times over, less okay when they kept finding nothing criminal - and have been a cornerstone of law enforcement in the country for a hundred years found something incriminating in the course of their job which is corroborated by allies abroad?
Nah, I'll just believe the two people implicated by their findings one of which is a former KGB agent who actively worked against the United States before becoming the quasi-dictator of a country long at odds with mine in an election rife with corruption and fraud and has a history of his enemies dying under suspicious circumstances and the other being a pathological liar under the impression he can say something live on national television and everyone who watched it will forget literally within seconds so he can assert a new reality as suits him.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to write another verbose self-aggrandizing essay on why every woman is a stupid slutty bitch because they won't do whatever I say and their refusal to stay in the kitchen victimizes men who are evidently such weak-willed, neurotic, overemotional, petty, hormone-driven, immature, thin-skinned, paranoid, delicate little snowflakes they have to be fiercely protected from the world and never made to feel as if they're anything but the hardest super-competent man in charge whether they deserve it or not or else they'll stop being men entirely and die. Then the world will end.
I’m supposed to take it as fact from creepy FBI weirdos that some Russians, apparently doing the job the American media wouldn’t do, hacking thecunt’s & podesta’s emails and revealing their malice and corruption to a better informed citizenry is a threat to democracy?
Well, gee, you have a choice: Trust the FBI or trust the former KGB official turned dictator who helped sponsor Trump's election. That's such a hard one.
Ever consider you might be a traitor?
They hacked, released and found nothing remotely illegal after several investigations. And they did it all in effort of Putins poodle. This constant call to redo investigations has been found groundless almost a year ago by the bullshitters own party.
Let's start investigating the real problems, the REAL treasonous shits. As of now it's well over a dozen with key players ADMITTING the refused to investigate KNOWN Russian interference.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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