I THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES FOR MAN AND WOMAN. IT WON'T BE FAIR THAT GAY/LESBIAN HAS THE RIGHT TO HAVE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES. I ALSO BELIEVE THAT GAY/LESBIAN MARRIAGES SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF THE AMENDMENT.
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So you want to enshrine in the Constitution that marriage is between one man and one woman? Why didn't you say so in the first place? Talking about how it's "unfair" that gay marriage is mentioned in the Constitution, then pulling contortions so that straight marriage is mentioned in the Constitution must have strained your back. Can I get you some tiger balm?
I THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES FOR MAN AND WOMAN.
- Perhaps you hadn't noticed, but the marriage of a man and a woman is quite legal already.
IT WON'T BE FAIR THAT GAY/LESBIAN HAS THE RIGHT TO HAVE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES.
- If it doesn't affect the rights of straights, who gives a toss.
I ALSO BELIEVE THAT GAY/LESBIAN MARRIAGES SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF THE AMENDMENT.
- What bloody amendment are you talking about. This board is peopled by more that just Americans. So be explicit!
- Kill your CAPLOCKS before they kill you. It just makes you look foolish and ignorant.
Okay good luck with that.
First you need a majority vote in both the house and senate, then you need radification by 3/4 of the states and then the president to sign it. Not to harsh your vibe but you have a better change of being hit by a metorite.
/I THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES FOR MAN AND WOMAN./
Why? Straight people can already get married and have been getting married for centuries. There is no need for this amendment.
/IT WON'T BE FAIR THAT GAY/LESBIAN HAS THE RIGHT TO HAVE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES./
"Mommy, Julie has the same Barbie doll that I have! It's not fair!"
"Why?"
"Because now mine's not special anymore!"
/I ALSO BELIEVE THAT GAY/LESBIAN MARRIAGES SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF THE AMENDMENT./
Because you are a homophobic bigot.
"I THINK THERE SHOULD BE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES FOR MAN AND WOMAN. IT WON'T BE FAIR THAT GAY/LESBIAN HAS THE RIGHT TO HAVE AN AMENDMENT FOR MARRIAGES. I ALSO BELIEVE THAT GAY/LESBIAN MARRIAGES SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF THE AMENDMENT."
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'Dear sister Princess Celestia: today, we learned that it's not good for the ears of all in Equestria to use the Royal Canterlot Voice (thank Lauren Faust for Fluttershy's vocal training we received!), except for Nightmare Night, when the fillies and colts want to be scared, as this way, "The Fun Has Been Doubled!"'
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Confused?
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