Dinosaur bones are the remains of animals that were created by God for use by earthbound demons, Satan included. In successive destructions over billions of years, usually by great flooding, God destroyed them.
Science misinterprets these incarnations of punishment, calling them evolution.
God still allows demons to influence animal behavior, as is evident by the horrible, bloody carnage taking place in all levels of the animal world.
Thus God hisself buried dem bones.
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Um, what? You just pulled that straight out of your arse, yes?
I'm sorry, what? Seems to me oldwiseguy isn't so wise. Not only is his science mind-numbingly idiotic, but his theology makes even less sense. Why would an all-knowing, all-loving God tolerate demons (which he undoubtedly knew would corrupt his creation), let alone create animals for the demons to use? Oh, yeah... what's up with the sudden change from English to crazy old hermit?
Coming soon on The Discovery Channel, "Walking With Demonsaurs."
I can't help but think of Bill Hicks' routine about a Prankster God burying dinosaur bones to test people's faith, then asking them when they died & got to the gates of heaven whether they believed the bones were real. Those who did, of course, being cast down into the lake of fire: "But it seemed so plausible! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"
When hearing stuff like this, I always wonder if people like oldcrazyguy actually have some weird rationalisation for their beliefs, and what that looks like. I mean even beliefs like this have to be based on something. If only revelation or a buybll quote? Or is just making sh*t up enough to justify itself?
Ummm....if demons are still influencing animal behavior, I guess god's floods (there was more than one??) didn't work. With that batting average, god should just quit messing with the earth and go home.
@Manibeaux
More wisdom from oldwiseguy:
God still allows demons to influence animal behavior, as is evident by the horrible, bloody carnage taking place in all levels of the animal world.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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