[After someone says they would beat a guy into a coma for wearing blush or eyeliner]
Don't settle for a coma, be a real republican and beat him to death. Mercy is for democrats
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That's a mighty fine line by which to define mercy - coma vs death.
Just Joe is probably just some scared, acne-pocked 13 y/o who gets a hard-on talking like a tough guy. Tomorrow he'll be back at school, facedown in a trash can again.
According to his Myspace page, he's a 27-year-old college dropout. He's also insecure, it would seem, since he needs to rant about being Mr. Tough Guy (tm) and beating up Girly Men (tm) so that he can prove to himself that he's really a tough, strong, macho Neandertal.
For wearing eyeliner? Man, that's harsh. Lighten up, Francis. Man, I thought liberals were supposed to be the angry ones.
Our friend "Tanner" also said this:
"I'm telling you. We need to get back to the days when howdy doody was on TV, sitting in front of the Tube with mom, dad, sis and the dog....good ol' times. I remember I was talking to my friend Jamal who is black, and I ask him 'do you miss the good old days of traditional family values?' we were at the water cooler at work and as he was getting water from the colored side and I was on the white side of the water cooler he looked at me and walked off...he didn't have to say anything because sometimes silence say more"
does anyone have a myspace account? I can't be arsed to sign up just to ask him, but someone should ask him if he was joking or not.
To be honest, he looks very gay on his MySpace picture, and camp music plays on his page, so I suspect it was a joke.
If it was, this quote should be replaced with the "guys should be beaten into a coma for wearing eyeliner" one
Mercy is for democrats
So when Jesus healed one of the men who had come to arrest him at Gethsemane, and admonished his disciples for using force, he was showing what? That he was a Democrat?
Then again I'm only lecturing to a Myspace retard.
"Oh yeah, that's the Republicans' real campaign slogan. But, you know, not in public."
"Never been so proud to be a democrat...(sniff; wipe tear from eye)"
"So are brains, apparently."
Stupid republican makes idiotic statement = ALL republicans are stupid right?
I guess your only a fundie if you are on the right.
Don't settle for a coma, be a real republican and beat him to death. Mercy is for democrats
I think you all need to have your sarcasm detectors repaired.
"Stupid republican makes idiotic statement = ALL republicans are stupid right?"
It's not that all republicans are stupid. Hell, there are republicans who post on this site, and I don't think any of them are stupid.
But there are an awful lot of awfully stupid republicans, and I'm beginning to think there may be even more of them than there are stupid democrats.
I think that was supposed to be sarcastic. I hope that was supposed to be sarcastic.
And what about actors? Whether on stage or on film, you hafta get makeup done to not look like a weird alien thing. Are you calling Harrison Ford gay? Han Solo? Indiana freakin' Jones?
No one's butcher than Indiana freakin' Jones.
I wish there was a god to whom I could pray that this is sarcasm.
Oh, and as the sort of guy who'd never be seen wearing makeup outside a masquerade, I'd like to say that the guy who Just Joe was replying to needs his teeth kicked out.
David D.G.
So a Republican would just kill him outright and a Democrat would show "mercy" and just beat him into a coma? I don't suppose there is the slightest possibility that someone might be capable of having some political affiliation and be okay with the gay guy just going on his way without being assaulted at all?
It is possible for a guy to wear eyeliner and not be gay. Like me. I'm also not emo, by the way... I was doing it before they were born (well, most of them do seem to be about six...)
Anyway, yeah. I wear eyeliner, and I could kick this guy's ass. Not that I would.
And do time for assault and homicide. I can understand the other person's anger because of his friend, but even that is too much. Would you assault someone for looking different? And I love how one person complained about girls going for "fags" like that. I guess he should stick with the men. Homophobes are gay anyway
Confused?
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