Beleive it or not Sam Kinison was killed in a car accident while only going 15 mph imagine that, wonder how that happened, do not mock God!!
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On the night of 10 April 1992 Kinison and his new bride, Malika, were driving from Los Angeles to a gig in Laughlin, Nevada. Outside of Needles, California a pick-up truck driven by an intoxicated teenager crossed the center lane and hit Kinison's car head-on. Kinison emerged from the vehicle with what appeared to be minor injuries, but he collapsed and died at the scene before a medical team could arrive. His wife and a passenger of the pick-up truck sustained minor injuries and were hospitalized.
"...aren't ya afraid of god? Aren't ya afraid you'll go to hell?
Besides the fact that your assertion as to the circumstances of Kinnison's death are completely inaccurate, how do you explain this:
Kinison was a Christian and ex preacher who used his act to attack those he saw as false prophets distorting his God's true message.
George Carlin attacks God, he attacks the very idea of God and he attacks Religious people. He's still going strong. Thank Science.
A car going at 15mph can still generate a few tons of force (2.2 tons per second, if I remember my physics right and assuming the car's weight at a ton).
As mentioned, people die in ridiculous circumstances. If (touch wood) the Pope died of similar ridiculous circumstances, like stepping on a rusty nail and getting tetanus, is it an act of God, or was he just unlucky?
Bad thing happens to non-fundies - act of God.
Bad thing happens to fundies - act of Satan
Both are cited as proof of the fundie's beliefs.
Yeah, I can see god as a drunken teenage redneck.
Do not mock drunken teenage rednecks. They will steal your mailbox and slash your tires out of pure spite.
“Beleive it or not Sam Kinison was killed in a car accident while only going 15 mph”
"imagine that, wonder how that happened,”
"do not mock God!!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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