Satan is setting up the UFO phenomenon to have an explanation for the Rapture. It's so interesting that UFO's are back in the news big time when we've seen such a dramatic increase in the birth pangs the last week or so.
The Vatican said it's ok to believe in aliens and UFO's the same week that England releases it's UFO documents. Dateline NBC also did a special on the top ten UFO sightings last night.
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I cannot say that I´d be unhappy if religious fundamentalists (espcially from christianity, Islam and Hinduism) went home (to wherever this is) and left the sane people (more moderate religious people, atheists and the like) alone.
@ One Trick Pony
"Birth Pangs" is a phrase that the RR ilk use to describe natural and sometimes unnatural phenomena that they take to be a sign of the rapture - UFO's, earthquakes, volcano eruptions, and basically anything else that falls outside the domain of a man made event.
It's basically a pathetic fallacy that assumes somehow the universe is about to purge itself of its impurities (us).
Come Lord Jesus!!!
Come, Sweet Death!
UFOs appear in ancient paintings in Asia, Europe, and Africa, and in most of the world's religious texts written thousands of years before the birth of Christ. Nothing has happened in all that time, so another stupid "death cult" idiocy shot down.
"We are going home very soon."
Then get off the computer and start packing.
P.S. Can I have your house?
Now why would Satan want to make the rest of the world think that the Rapture wasn't real, if the people left behind are irrevocably damned? I daresay His Nastiness would want to savor the world's realization that it was deceived and see them writhe in anguish and plead in vain for salvation at the altar.
I'll continue with believing that the existence of UFOs is far more likely than the idea of a king of demons going around thwarting humanity and God preparing to dematerialize people out of thin air without warning. Between the devil's deceits and Jesus's randomly scheduled plan of doom, the Rapture sounds like the most epic and cruel of practical jokes.
And lo, there shall come from heaven a great trumpet call, and a reptilian will come forth, bathed in low-frequency EMF radiation, and he shall be flanked by two greys.
And the earth will be filled with their progeny, the hybrids, the half-greys, and the quarter greys.
And this will be a sign unto you.
Um, England didn't release UFO documents, that was an episode of Dr. Who. I know it's difficult to separate fact from fiction but trust me, it was Dr. Who.
Either that or the Vulcans have detected Cochranes's warp drive experiments.
Of course England released the UFO documents, they had to after Mr. Saxon's revelation.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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