[Sexual tips and tricks from the Iraqi magazine al Sedaqa ]
No man should ever look directly at his wife's private parts, or his son will be born blind.
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Don't look directly into it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!http://cogprints.org/3230/01/2003-2-2.pdf
Yep, that right! The major cause of blindness in new born babies is bacterial infections from the birth canal!
So basically, if fundy mummy is a dirty slut, or fundy daddy sees prostitutes on the side, and fundy baby doesn't get adequate medical attention - well.
So we have a root rat, that actually felt compelled to see that of all things, was probably completely grossed out and a little guilty, and then the next thing he knows, his kid's blind. Putting two and two together he gets 4. Unfortunately the correct answer was bacteria. (I thought they stopped thinking disease was God's punishment a long time ago)
So in conclusion:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Oh and, knowing the real reason I assumed he meant during birth - of course a fundy Dad wouldn't be present for that. And yes, I can see you looking is bad in fundy sex - it could almost be construed as foreplay!Nor should he read the Koran during sexual congress, as this would most likely see both man and wife smitten in their beds by hellfire.
WOW - JUST WOW!!!
a) How is that a turn on.
b) Be more concerned with your partner boiling you in oil.
Oh wait I forgot about this passage - "Do I make you horny baby!"
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I think this has something to do with the ancient Greek idea that eyes can see because they emit "light rays" of a sort. Combine this with the idea of the vagina dentata, and you get the paranoid fantasy that looking at a woman's privates will cause her vagina to "bite off" a person's eye rays, rendering them blind. Although how this blindness is transferred to the male offspring is a puzzler.
@Ghufran Dikan Abbas
No man should ever look directly at his wife's private parts, or his son will be born blind. image
Kinda tough not to look at her junk when you're going down on her. >:-)
But seriously folks, I would accept sexual advice from a Muslim source just as much as I would from that celibate joker with the funny hat they call "pope" who says the same old tired shit: "Abstinence, abstinence, abstinence..."
for true christians the missionery position , partially clothed , with the lights out is the ONLY way to go.
sounds boring.
and yes, if you keep your eyes closed and use your hands to guide you, licking should be safe. No peeking though.
Why am I reminded of the aftermath of "Every Sperm is Sacred", with the Protestant husband and wife watching all the Catholic children walking off to medical research.
Mrs. Blackitt: Hmm. Well, why do they have so many children?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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