If adam and even didnt sin would people not be able to get fat?
(The Fundie's Response)
They wouldn't be able to get fat, it would be a perfect world.
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Obviously, though, people have to have some degree of body fat. "Overweight" is a medical term, but "fat" is really more of a social construct, one that changes throughout the eras.
I bet that Thomas A believes that Adam had a six-pack and rock-hard glutes, while Eve was the most beautiful and physically-fit woman to walk the planet. It's too bad, though, that there really is no so thing as "physical perfection."
Fat people are inferior! Quick, get out the Treadmill-Guillotine to thin out their ranks! Only those who have been deemed by Jesus to be physically fit will survive a 20-minute run on it!
Sorry...that was rather tangential, but it was fun.
No, we'd all be fat as pigs. Adam had a soft life with plenty to eat for no work until he ate the fruit. Then God told him he'd have to work his butt off for his food: "cursed [is] the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat [of] it all the days of thy life; Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread."
Yessirree! A perfect world on a forced subsistence diet!
Titties 'n' beer, titties 'n' beer, titties 'n' beer, titties 'n' beer, titties 'n' beer, ...
Stripper factories...beer volcanoes...yup, a perfect world.
Right now 'ideal' for a woman is so anorexic you can count the ribs from across the street, with fake tits that stick out past your feet. For men, well it seems that 'roids are back.
Is this what you believe we looked like? Or maybe the 50's hourglass figure? Or the 20's flapper look? Or for men, maybe the Dandies?
As a naturally fat person I would just like to say go fuck yourself until you bleed to death.
I say natrually fat as I have been fat literally my whole life. I'm only a "normal" weight now because I dieted and exercised like fuck for 9 months to drop 12 stone. I can't eat the RDA of 2000-2500 calories as even with exercise doing so will make me gain weight with isnane speed. I have basically two choices - half starve myself for the rest of my life or weigh 25 stone. Either way, I'm probably going to face major health issues.
I find the idea that God would make me, or anyone, struggle with such a problem that made their childhood an absolute misery from which I still have not, nor am I likely to, fully recover (emotioanlly and physically) simply because thousands of years before I was born his fucking pets called bullshit on his lies dispicable.
It's Eve's fault I'm fat. Damn women, always messin' and disobeyin' the menfolk.
Does that mean we wouldn't need vitamins A,D,E, and K, since we can't metabolize them without fat? Or did vitamins just not exist before "adam and even" sinned?
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