SWITZERLAND, Zurich — Based on breaking news and events, it appears that the Obama administration (at the behest of the CIA in Switzerland) is preparing to execute a wave of Starbucks-related terror attacks in America.

Exactly what type of Starbucks-related attacks are planned is not known, but open carry-related massacres, car bombings, race war attacks, and vehicular manslaughter attacks are the most likely Starbucks terror scenarios.

The notion that Starbucks is being targeted for attack was recently witnessed on May 14, 2015, when Starbucks reportedly suffered a cyber-related terror attack. Needless to say, the attack has set the precedent for another state-sponsored attack, one which will be far deadly in nature.

In order to foreshadow that Starbucks is unsafe and being frequented by criminals just prior to an unprecedented terror attack, it was reported on July 17, 2015, that a man was arrested for placing his cellphone camera inside a Starbucks ladies restroom.

In what appears to be a Roman-like blood sacrifice offered up to a successful Starbucks-related terror attack, it was reported on August 4, 2015, that a Starbucks barista was killed in a car accident on Bayside Drive in Corona Del Mar, California. Persons affiliated with a given target (e.g., Starbucks) are often sacrificed just prior to an attack.

In the event that Starbucks suffers a terror attack, it will likely be used to launch the political career of one Howard Schultz, the CEO of Starbucks. This notion was foreshadowed on August 1, 2015, when it was reported that Maureen Dowd is now urging Schultz to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination.

The notion that Starbucks or its CEO are about to enter the political debate surrounding the 2016 presidential election was foreshadowed back a few weeks prior on July 15, 2015, when the Fiscal Times published a report entitled “Starbucks: Coffee Shop or Political Organization?”. Obviously, it is both.

Starbucks Massacre
The notion that Starbucks is being groomed for a state-sponsored terror attack was first identified back on September 13, 2013, when Starbucks declared that open-carry guns were unwelcome, although they never actually implanted a ban. Needless to say, the declaration has provided a motive for a gun-related revenge-like attack. The anti-open carry declaration was corroborated by an open letter from the CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz, who pleaded that “customers no longer bring firearms into our stores or outdoor seating areas—even in states where “open carry” is permitted—unless they are authorized law enforcement personnel”. In the event of an open carry-related attack on Starbucks, it will predictably be racial in nature. In order to highlight race at Starbucks prior to an attack, the New York Times published a report on March 18, 2015, entitled “Starbucks Initiative on Race Relations Draws Attacks Online”. Lastly, in order to further highlight race and Starbucks just prior to a state-sponsored race war terror attack, Starbucks CEO Schulz slammed the Obama administration for its failings on diversity and equality. The premediated statement was evidently made by Schulz because he has political aspirations.

Starbucks Car Bomb/Attack
In the event that Starbucks suffers a wave of unprecedented terror attacks, they may come via stolen, rented or shared vehicles such as those offered by Uber. Said attacks may be carried out by so-called “lone wolf” terrorists who use their vehicle as weapons of mass destruction. Consequently, vehicular manslaughter attacks and car bombings may now be in order. The notion of a hijacked car being used to attack Starbucks was witnessed on July 2, 2015, when a carjacked Toyota was crashed into a Starbucks in Portland, Oregon. In order to highlight Uber just prior to a vehicle-related attack using a shared vehicle, Business Insider published a report on July 22, 2015, entitled “Starbucks Chooses Lyft over Uber to Give Coffee Perks to Passengers”. Lastly, on July 27, 2015, it was reported that a Florida man was banned for life from Starbucks after exposing parking violations. Needless to say, the publicity stunt was designed to highlight Starbucks and their parking spaces (and thereby cars) just prior to a car-related terror attack at Starbucks.

Starbucks Crashes
Prior to a high-profile car-related terror attack on Starbucks, the world must be psychologically prepared to accept that this is in fact possible. Fraudulent headlines and fabricated events are a slick way of convincing people that yes, it can happen. As evidenced, car-related attacks on Starbucks are now at an all-time high which suggests that a state-sponsored terror attack on Starbucks using a car is imminent.

Starbucks Car Crash Timeline:

1. December 2, 2014: Suspect fleeing police dies after car crashes into Starbucks in Bellaire
2. March 21, 2015: Elderly man crashes car into Cupertino Starbucks
3. April 22, 2015: Customer injured when car crashes into Surrey Starbucks
4. May 5, 2015: Car crashes into Glen Ridge Starbucks
5. June 21, 2015: Driver Crashes Vehicle into Starbucks at Bradlee Shopping Center
6. July 2, 2015: Carjacked Toyota crashes into Portland Starbucks
7. July 26, 2015: Car crashes into North Carolina Starbucks shop with dozens inside

[Does not purport to be a complete list of Starbucks-related crashed]