used to get annoyed at the porn magazines near the math & logic puzzle books I once often bought. Then I decided to fight back: while "browsing" through the magazine section I started to surrepticiously slip tracts into those disgusting porn mags. Imagine some guy starting to drool over the "meat" when out falls Chick's "This Was Your Life" tract!
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Every porn mag I've ever seen on the bookshelves has been bagged.
Was this guy removing the bags to place his tracts? I think that's kind of hard to conceal. Much less subtle than just slipping some paper in.
I started to surrepticiously slip tracts into those disgusting porn mags
You mean like the Old Testament, where Lot gets drunk and bangs his daughters and Onan jacks off as a method of birth control and the Benjaminites hid by the wayside and abducted the women of Shiloh and raped them? That kind of porn?
I call lying for Jesus. For starters, at some bookstores, they keep the adult magazines behind the registers (I believe they do that at B&N). If not, then they're at least sealed in a discreet plastic wrapper, which means this moron had to rip the plastic wrappers off of them.
Not to mention, wouldn't he have had to have seen the images in the magazines as he was slipping tracts in them.
Also, isn't it funny how they think doing something like this is admirable, but if they found out what I did to their beloved fundie book section at Books-a-Million, they'd claim it was Christian persecution?
"Imagine some guy starting to drool over the "meat" when out falls Chick's "This Was Your Life" tract!"
If he has a fetish for child abuse, untimely demises, and disturbing child evangelists, then he will just have start to drool over the track instead...
@KatAutumn
I call lying too. I've yet to see any store that stocks magazines which would put the porn mags that close to the puzzle mags, if only because the owners want to avoid the complaints from the little old fundies forced to pass the one-handed brigade to get to their favourite crossword puzzle monthly, and/or from parents who find out Junior's been getting a different sort of education under cover of perusing the chess problems.
Bookstores in the US do not sell porn, they sell magazines with nudity but it is not porn.
You should travel to Denmark, you can buy a hot dog and hard core porn magazine from your local convenience store.
Since porn mags are usually sold in plastic wrappers (where I'm from, at least) and Churchie McPuzzles doesn't seem like the type whod have the nads to open a wrapper in a store before paying, I call lying for Jesus.
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