Sure you believe that there was all this dust for no reason and it all decided to go Plop and boomed into everything we have today. Then rocks came alive and made the first ever bacteria which found something to eat and someone else to marry (good trick). of course this is bull-turd but once you add millions of years to it all of a sudden its "scientific". Why? because evolution into organisms is very slow. Of course it is. Its completely stopped. It doesnt happen at all. This RELIGION is a pathetic attempt to push God out of the picture.
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Yes TRPL1, that is a pretty crazy "bull-turd" explanation for life on Earth. I also think its pretty sad that Fundies accuse science of being a religion, as if you could even put the two in the same category. We don't and you sure as Hell shouldn't.
"I don't personally see how this could be true, therefore it isn't" is called the "argument from ignorance" fallacy.
The fact is, we don't KNOW how life came to exist. We just have many interesting and sensible theories. Far more sensible than "a big dude made us out of mud," anyway.
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He thinks bacteria get married...?
@Randola
Hell, if Princess Leia was this ignorant, I'da converted to the dark side long ago.
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Miss Leia, do you realize how many poor victims this argument has claimed?image
This one watched a pumpkin patch, before you accused him of being a "rock that came alive" and tore him apart.
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This happy couple lived together before you accused one of helping bacteria eat, and the other of helping them marry.
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As a member of the Association for the Humane Treatment of Straw Men, I am appalled by your brutal killings, and hope that you never do it again.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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