Has anyone ever dealt with a demon that makes you constantly tired? Almost like "it" keeps you from doing anything for God or anyone? Maybe a lazy demon?
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Chronic Fatigue Syndrome? Well it's a blanket term if I recall correctly... But a regime of managable exercise, maybe a change in diet... Oh wait it's a Demon isn't it...
Prayer, Fasting, and Flagellation then.
Its always easier to blame things on others than to accept that you are partly part of the problem as well.
Oh, and here's a surefireway to get rid of any and all demons: Stop believeing in them. What you do not believe in has no power over you, at least concerning such "things".
Being a slacker of epic proportions, I can honestly say that I have never, nor am I currently, possesed by a demon. I don't blame my lethargy on people or demons, I mean, they can't even defend themsleves; the whole, non-existence thing gets in the way.
Yes, actually, I have! I have a lazy demon, and a demon that makes me eat too much... once I had to deal with a demon that made my bad at maths. *gasp*
@moonbiter
"Wow, so lazy that she blames her laziness on a laziness demon. That's lazy!"
And so stupid, she blames her (albeit subconscious) stupidity on a stupidness demon. That's stupid!
...in b4:
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I must be possessed by Demons of Intelligence, Education and Critical Thinking eh, ginzell? Though I wouldn't mind being possessed by this demon...:
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Eternity in her cleavage? Yes please!
"ginzell", maybe this 'Demon' is just the so-called "Internet procrastination".
Perhaps you should stop lurking around so much in "Christian Forums", and start doing something useful.
Or maybe it's just season-induced depression?
If you really are constantly tired, you ought to see a medical doctor.
Meh'd,. with a side of "this doesn't belong here"
This sounds like a grotesquely ignorant and superstitious person dealing with depression. As someone who has dealt with depression, I see nothing about it that deserves mockery.
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