The planets would go crashing into each other and gravitate into the sun if God didn't keep them in orbit.
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So in other words the omnipotent, omniscient one couldn't even create a functional solar system and has to constantly prop it up to keep it from falling apart and exploding? And this is the guy you claim created all the vastly more complex life forms on Earth? Really, Davey?
Has God to do this for every planet, star, asteroid, comet, etc.? Doesn’t sound like a very efficient system to me.
True. Don't forget about the trillions and trillions of sub atomic particles He guides as well. The guy's a busy deity. That's why whenever you see heavenly bodies colliding, like colliding galaxies, or asteroids colliding with Earth, then you know that Bible God has been distracted from His main task, probably by some selfish Christian.
Yes, God didn't keep them in their orbits, so Earth and a Mars-sized planet hit each other creating the Moon.
this quote, and the rest of today's crop, have settled my mind; davey's no longer living in the same reality the rest of us are. he's off in his own private la-la land, there's no reaching him anymore.
Prove without a god the planets would "go crashing into each other and gravitate into the sun".
Then prove gods exist.
Then prove a god is keeping them in orbit.
Then prove it's YOUR god keeping them in orbit.
"The planets would go crashing into each other and gravitate into the sun"
...so therefore you agree with the Catholic Church, who - not so many years ago - had to agree with Galileo; also admit that the Big Bang was not only fact, but the universe is not only expanding, but is accelerating ?
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In contravention of what the literal 'Word of God' says? HERETIC! [/Ian Paisley]
"The planets would go crashing into each other"
Whilst there aren't any around yet that have been inspired by the 'reboot' series airing in Japan right now, "Sailor Moon Crystal", there's been plenty of examples of Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto & Moon 'crashing' into each other in lemonfics in the past! [/Yuri] X3
"and gravitate"
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There's something you haven't tried yet, Davey-boy: Yaoi . >:D
@Pmorg
"Yeah, gravity sucks, doesn't it?"
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@#1711977
"I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."
I refer you to my reply to Pmorg. Ahhhh, nothing like a good groan-inducing pun to make your day, eh?! b^_^d
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