[Re: No Hell Ad on Myspace.]
Satan knows he has little time left and is selling his no hell policy for all the gullible thinking they will outsmart God for eternity
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You bastard, don't start mocking dungeon keeper!
Wait, what. Not that stereotypical-red-horned dude with scythe or pitchfork.
Hell exists only in your mind.
Who is this Satan fellow? Who is this God fellow?
They wouldn't be supernatural entities with no factual being would they? Things that you'd need faith in to believe. Things created by obscurantists and mystics?
I've often wondered.
"Satan"
Please prove Satan is anything more than a fictional character.
Assuming you have proven he exists, please show that you actually have any knowledge of what Satan knows.
Please show that Satan is selling something, anything.
Please show support for you determination of who "the gullible" are.
Please prove that you know what "the gullible" are thinking.
I've been giggling about this post all morning. I have this little skit going around in my head:
Satan (pacing up and down his fiery inferno): Damnation! I have been battling God for millennia and have been foiled at every turn. Now, it seems I am all but defeated, but I WILL prevail! What I need is a strategy. Something brilliant. Something that will bring God crashing from the heavens and deliver the earth to me! Yes! *Evil cackle* Total world domination! But how do I achieve it when I have failed for so long? How? ........ Aha! I know! I'll advertise on myspace!
Yeah, either that, or god knows his time is short, because people are getting smarter, and realizing that religion is shit, so his brainwased and braindead followers are fighting as hard as they can to sell the shit.
If Gods the way to go, how come Satan's got all the cool shit. I mean you "give" your soul to god and all you get out of it is an eternity of the right to kiss his ass. You "sell" your soul to Satan, and you get fame, fortune, and get to spend eternity with all the cool people.
Seems like a no brainer which way to go.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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