Well scientists can tell me that I am monkey until they are blue in the face but I will not believe them. Sorry but I'm just not buying it. You can throw all the stats and so-called proof at me.
My God and I believe 2 billion other people's God believe that God created humans in His own image. God ain't no monkey. For people to say that God is a monkey is really stupid and offensive.
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Nobody is calling you a monkey, although I don't really see the problem with being one.
For people to say that God is a monkey is really stupid and offensive. Strawman. No one's saying God is a monkey, we're saying that we evolved from single-celled organisms. Evolution does not mention God with a word.
Ok, the day you´re able to design a computer without their help, to make medical discoveries without their skills, or find something that has a significant impact in society, not preaching and spreading fliers, that is, we´ll talk.
Now, now, Jacob, nobody is saying your God is a monkey. We're just saying he doesn't exist. Big dif.
Your (imaginary) god and you may choose to believe that "2 billion other people's God believe that God created humans in His own image." But, since the majority of people in the developed world (with the exception of idiots here in fundy-fucktarded America) accept TOE, I think you are both lying.
Well scientists can tell me that I am monkey until they are blue in the face but I will not believe them. Sorry but I'm just not buying it. You can throw all the stats and so-called proof at me.
You are admitting that you are closed minded and irrational.
My God and I believe 2 billion other people's God believe that God created humans in His own image.
Improper use of statistics. There are a significant number of those 2 billion who accept theistic evolution. However, even if it were true, the popularity of an idea does not make it true.
God ain't no monkey.
A true and valid statement. Not relevant to anything, but certainly true. Monkeys are primates, Gods are imaginary spiritual beings. Not the same thing at all.
For people to say that God is a monkey is really stupid and offensive.
I don't think that the Hindu monkey god, Hanuman, makes any more sense than the Christian God who became human.
Come on, man! We came from the apes, not monkeys. Oh, and you're right. God isn't a monkey, he's non-existent.
You, sir, are closer to monkeys than you think.
After all, monkeys for all their intelligence, do not come anyway near humans in intellectual capacity.
Alas, it would appear that you are not very bright.
Logic then dictates that you are about halfvay monkey!
"For people to say that God is a monkey is really stupid and offensive."
How about, your god is a bastard miscarriage...?
GOD IS A FUCKING MONKEY YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
No, wait, on second thought, he isn't. HE DOESN'T EXIST, but I'm just pissing you off because you deserve it.
Well, you'll probably never read this, but other fundie wackos will. Hopefully, they'll find it offensive too. MWHAHAHAHA!
The collective Faith and Believe of humanity, cannot move a speck of dust.
“Well scientists can tell me that I am monkey until they are blue in the face but I will not believe them.”
“ Sorry but I'm just not buying it.”
“You can throw all the stats and so-called proof at me.”
“My God and I believe 2 billion other people's God believe that God created humans in His own image.”
"God ain't no monkey.”
“ For people to say that God is a monkey is really stupid and offensive.”
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