patition Says:
We need to get a pation going in a 50 states that we could recaul any rep. seniter, president if they do not fallow the will of the people, also in the patition we need to have a disonerable discharege clause that any funds from campains, or retirement is ither returened or is not alloted if recalled. We need teeth to be able to hold the goverment responsible for eroding the Constitution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!
Do you speak it?
OMFG! Please, if you do draw up a petition, let someone else type it up. But if I were you, I'd petition the government for better education because it looks like you got ripped off.
P.S. One exclamation mark usually will suffice.
Yeeeeahhh, here's the thing about that, and it's an analogy I hate to use but it's the only one that fits.
I think it's interesting that the only misspelled word in the last sentence is "Government": GOVERMENT. He/she spelled Constitution, eroding, and Responsible correctly, and those words have more than 6 letters. Makes me wonder if the previous misspelling are a ruse, to make the poster appear even more ignorant than is truly the case...
We need to be able to certify and to hold the home schoolers responsible for eroding the education of our children. We need to get teeth into certifying home schooling, so people like Patition can learn to spell. The spelling is atrocious. I can only guess at what level the rest of his/her education may be. Probably appalling.
Unfortunately, I've seen many posts with as many misspellings as this. I don't know, of course, but some of these "home schoolers" can barely keep up with a fourth grader. It could be a Poe, but not necessarily.
"Recaul". That sounds unpleasant. Hopefully we're talking about those close-fitting hairnet/cap thingies and not the other sort of caul...
Oh, and WAY too many exclamation marks.
Meh very bad grammar and spelling but no conspiracy theory(not that I can parse out of this illegible shit)
EDIT: This actually isnt a bad idea. Recall would help keep politicians more accountable. I wish we could've recalled Bush in 2006.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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