What the Hell is Atheism and who though it up?
Answer: I totally agree with you, because I know the Lord. The funny thing is that these atheistic scientist are trying hard with a super conductor to find God. And they may just find Him, because He will be showing up shortly.
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He will be showing up shortly.
In that case, there won't be any atheists anymore. Unfortunately, people have been saying "He will be showing up shortly" for thousands of years.
Atheism is that gay liberal mental illness
probably cooked up as an idea when Satan invited Darwin, Stalin, Hitler Dawkins and that banjo playing albino from deliverance to lunch one day they probably had cocktails and vegetarian nibbles
and then transmitted to the populace by by obama and the CIA
isn't that the standard fundie answer to your question?
I hope he/she does show up shortly and says
"Good job to all scientists for trying to help mankind with all your discoveries of medicine, technology, etc. And off to hell with all you fundies for spending your lives on your knees and never getting up doing anything for yourselves or anyone else."
"And they may just find Him, because He will be showing up shortly."
I thought God is everywhere. Wasn't aware he was taking a coffee break or something.
THAT ISNT AN ANSWER!!
*sigh*
Holy shit, there's all kinds of errors and stupidities here. How do you agree with a question? How do you not know what atheism is? Why don't fundies like to use the plural when refering to their enemies? What scientists are looking for god, and what the hell is a super conductor? What kind of shit is this? This is just retarded.
What the Hell is Atheism and who though it up?
1) Please learn how to proofread. Just because the little red line doesn't appear below the line doesn't mean it's the right word to use. The word you wanted was "thought" not "though". Even though "though" was spelled correctly, it was not the correct word to use.
2) I gotta say, this really isn't all that fundie to me. It's silly, but nothing really shouts out "I'm a total dumbass" here.
Atheism is the absense of a belief in gods. It has always existed, because everyone is born atheist.
Jeancommunicates fails. The person who first asked the question is either sarcastic, a Poe, or too stupid to be allowed on the internet.
And boy is He going to be pissed at all you anti-science types when that SuperConductor finally sets Him free from the Prison Without Walls made of Satan's tears. He was beginning to think we'd never do what He created us to do and guard His back!
There's more going on than you think.
"super conductor"...? lol. it's "supercollider ", ya twonk. A super conductor is a material that has zero electric resistance at very low temperatures. At least get the terminology right that you're riling against.
Mind you, it might be fun to annoy Xtians by using terminology that is ever-so-slightly wrong, e.g.:
Hi,
latest news about the LHC by "Shelley the Recublican":http://tinyurl.com/75s9dz
Attention: Put coffee, beer,coke etc. aside before reading it!
Atheism: Essentially, babies thought it up when they were born without the burden of the mind-disease called "religion" (schizophrenia, confusion of outer and inner reality) and without seeing God but instead experiencing hot plates, gravity, the effects of the will of other people, the advantage of the ability of empathy etc.
Love *is* logical. But... what am I saying. Christians don't care about love. Faith is everything they care about. Lies, deception, threat of violence and torture... that's their perspective of truth. Mine is love.
I HATE religion.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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