While this girl is rather self-centered, I wouldn't say she's necessarily fundie. I will, however, tear the crap out of her writing skills. >:0)
Darn right evilutionits dont like my company because what do I have to do with their darkness? NOTHING, I am light and beauty and goodness.
1) Evolutionist. Unless you are attempting the pun, in which case, it's evilutionist.
2) "don't" not "dont." Don't is a contraction of two words, "Do" and "not." Because the second "o" (the one in "not) has been removed, there is an apostrophe put in it's place.
3) Comma after because. If you said it out loud, you would pause after saying because, and then continue with the rest of the statement.
I am totally in love with myself and you can't take that away from me.
Comma after myself. Good job with the apostrophe in can't.
Wow there is a quote for you or some other evo to carry around. Save it forever cause I wont be putting up with this carp for long.
1) Comma or period after "wow." I'd prefer an exlamation point, myself, as "wow" is an exclamation, and generally it's own concept aside from the rest of the sentence.
2) There are two spaces after a period, not one.
3) "Cause" when used as a contraction of "because" get's an apostrophe before it (you're removing the "be").
4) Comma after forever.
5) Won't gets an apostrophe between the "n" and the "t". Like "don't" and "can't".
6) I strongly suspect you mean "crap," not "carp," as not too many people get that angry at fish.
7) While it's grammatically correct, it would have been more effective to have said, "much longer" instead of "for long."
