See God doesn't care if you heckle his people. They're strong. It doesn't bother them. He will eventually punish you, not horribly, but you will know its him.
Heckle the devil, he'll heckle you back. And you will remember it, in horror, for the rest of your life.
p.s. I heckled the devil. And experienced things no person should see, hear or feel. I am now a Christian.
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<<< Heckle the devil, he'll heckle you back. And you will remember it, in horror, for the rest of your life. >>>
You know - all the non-existant entities I've chosen to deride the concept of, have all reacted in the same non-existant, non-retaliatory manner!
Hey Satan....
@the nothing
See God doesn't care if you heckle his people. They're strong. It doesn't bother them. p.s. I heckled the devil. And experienced things no person should see, hear or feel. I am now a Christian.
Are you sure it wasn't an experience that is well within what science and psychology accept? (e.g. hallucination)
When I was a teenager and had a more fantasy-prone view of the world than I do today, I tried talking to God but never got a response. So then I tried to sell my soul to the devil. He never showed up though.
"Heckle the devil, he'll heckle you back. And you will remember it, in horror, for the rest of your life."
"p.s. I heckled the devil. And experienced things no person should see, hear or feel. I am now a Christian."
That just makes 'heckled' sound dirty.
...And that running gag in South Park with Satan being Saddam's little bitch - yep, Trey Parker's really paying for that isn't he. Tons of cash. Hot chicks! Satan's really reaming him a new one!
“See God doesn't care if you heckle his people. They're strong. It doesn't bother them. He will eventually punish you, not horribly, but you will know its him.”
Rather, you’ve justified God NOT DOING SHIT where any of us can see a direct connection to our behavior, but later, you’ll point to my wrecked car or cancer and say god did that because you told that dumb joke four years ago.
“Heckle the devil, he'll heckle you back. And you will remember it, in horror, for the rest of your life.”
“p.s. I heckled the devil. And experienced things no person should see, hear or feel. I am now a Christian.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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