Satan and say 665 of his highest and most wicked demons (NEPHILIM) ) Enter Into the dead and dying Martian Alien Bodies (SONS OF GOD) and animate them. Now Satan and his demons can function in human form, well a larger version of the human form. Satan could have repaired any damage to the Martian Spaceship and THE DEVIL IS NOW AIRBORNE, HIGH TECH LUCIFER!
It is also possible that Satan and his fallen angels found a crashed Spaceship buried in the ice of the north pole. In either scenario, the devil would be in possession of both alien bodies and super advanced Alien technology.
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I must have skipped the "Satan is a space captain" day of sunday school.
Satan and say 665 of his highest and most wicked demons (NEPHILIM) ) Enter Into the dead and dying Martian Alien Bodies (SONS OF GOD) and animate them.
This isn't a funny joke now if you started with
"Satan and say 665 of his highest and most wicked demons (NEPHILIM) ) Walk into a bar."
There's the start of a good joke.
Is any of this based on reality, or is it just his mind playing tricks on him?
The germs from space!
The things that were supposed to be green
The giant knobs
The gigantic spider
--Zappa
THE DEVIL IS NOW AIRBORNE, HIGH TECH LUCIFER!
Sounds like the outcome of some vigorous rumpy-pumpy between a drunk Christianity and a sluty Scientology in a dark backalley of Harry Walther's mind. Fuck you sir, fuck you with a high tech alien dildo from Mars.
Just asking, why does everyone think Martians/aliens have to be "super advanced?". "Martians," or living things from mars, were primitive bacteria, now fossils, and I certainly wouldn't be afraid if lucifer took those bodies :)
This is why I love FSTDT; I can be entertained by these crazy bastards right here, at home, and I no longer have to go down to Pershing Square or the 6th Street bus station to hear them and risk getting bitten by them.
It is also possible that Satan and his fallen angels found a crashed Spaceship buried in the ice of the north pole.
How can you reanimate a dead body? Can't Satan get a decent supply of androids from some other planet? They'd be much more robust than skeletons. Mind you I suppose it depends what would make the better movie... possessed skeletons or androids with 666 painted on them.
Having said that... isn't Satan one of the original creator-beings like God? In that case, why does he need any technology developed by created beings?
What is this, bible fanfiction again?
Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if there were already a manga or an anime with that kind of premise.
(And I think Harry’s head would explode if he ever read Vertigo’s Lucifer comic series
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Confused?
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