(after being told evolution has been observed in a laboratory)
You observed a whale becoming a cow in a laboratory? Billions of years? I highly doubt it, evolutionism is every bit the religion that Christianity is.
One must give up nothing in regard to the pseudo-scientific method that describes evolutionism.
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From the "I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU IF I DON'T HEAR IT THEN IT WASN'T SAID AND I WIN BY DEFAULT LA LA LA LA" school of debate.
A nice job of unintentionally admitting that his beliefs are horse shit, at least.
That is not evolution, that is a strawman made by an idiot.
[eye roll] Would one of you creationist fundies actually learn something about evolution before you go critiquing it?!
The evolution I would like to see is a creationist turning into an informed human being.
So to sum up, Boner, and make sure I understand you correctly:
In order for you to believe evolution occurs (which you call evolutionism), you demand that someone prove abiogenesis (and NOT evolution). You demand to see a picture of a whale turning into a cow because all the volumes and reams and mountains of scientific proof and evidence are just popular opinion. And only a Kodak 8 x 10" glossy of an animal that existed several million years ago will satisfy you that there was a common ancestor. And Jesus rode a dinosaur 6000 years ago.
But of course you're an entirely sane and reasonable human being, not given to conspiracy theories at all.
You know, I have to wonder:
What would people like this do if some extraterrestrial landed and showed video footage of animals from 10MYA? And provided detailed, documented evidence that evolution was a process that occurred.
What if, further, there were no gaps. No holes that 'needed to be explained'. No missing links or inconsistencies in the process. Just careful documentation, including video and audio?
What would their argument be then?
You observed your specific god poof everything into existence from nothing? You observed him poof the earth and humans into existence 6000 years ago? I highly doubt it, creationism is every bit the bullshit that other religions are.
One must give up nothing in regard to the pseudo-scientific bullshit that describes creationism.
To quote someone else (can't remember who), I need to know a lot about the bible in order to debate religion with a theist, but a theist never needs to crack a science book and he still thinks he is capable of debating evolution.
You observed a whale becoming a cow in a laboratory?
What? WAILORD is evolving!
...
WAILORD evolved into MILTANK!
Wait, that's not right...
Your ungodly stupidity is living proof evolution needs to be taught in American schools. If only to stop you guys from coming up with strawmen arguments to defend yourselves.
Seriously, a whale randomly transforming into a cow goes against everything evolution says. When will that finally sink in with you people?
This isn't just moving the goalposts. This is more like challenging the other team to a card game, throwing the deck at the captain, pissing on the field, and declaring yourself Emperor.
Confused?
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