I respond to james #fundie

I respond to james #fundie blog.myspace.com

yeh i was lying down and just like in the snap of a finger i just got this feeling of being ABSOLUTLY drained. and at the same time i had this REALLY bad (evil scary) sound in my ear. which was like really similar to song by blink 182. so i deleted all blink songs i own. Ive got a couple of music books and i am going to physically burn them.

Anyway i was absolutly scared at this point cause ive never had this b4. like i didnt no wot it was all i knew is it wasnt good. so yeh i shut my eyes. and i saw this UGLY, green, anarexic, 2 foot tall (if that), it was slimey and it was just there sitting on me with his hands around my neck. and i was like ahhhhhhh LEAVE IN THE NAME OF JESUS' BLOOD. and it left. like i knew it was still in my room. i could still hear it. i could feel that he was around sumwhere. anyway i started praying i was like God keep it out of me keep it away from my room. guard me while i sleep keep it out of my house dun let it in. and it was gone. and yeh i was still like i scared child hugging a fathers leg for protection. But i did get to sleep and i woke up and i had the best sleep ive had in my life. because i had nothing to be scared of God was there and he was gonna whoop anythings behind if it came near me.

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old comment by Papabear

"yeh i was lying down and just like in the snap of a finger i just got this feeling of being ABSOLUTLY drained."
Did you wet your bed again? "and at the same time i had this REALLY bad (evil scary) sound in my ear. which was like really similar to song by blink 182. so i deleted all blink songs i own." Did you smash your TV. Blink 182 might show up on TV, you know. Delete that music download site so you don't accidently download some blink 182, and throw out your radios, too. Also, one sentence doesn't need 3 periods. You might want to buy a comma key for your keyboard. "Ive got a couple of music books and i am going to physically burn them." As opposed to what, metaphorically burning them? "Anyway i was absolutly scared at this point cause ive never had this b4. like i didnt no wot it was all i knew is it wasnt good. so yeh i shut my eyes." That's very wise. In the tradition of the great religions, bury your head in the sand. "and i saw this UGLY, green, anarexic, 2 foot tall (if that), it was slimey and it was just there sitting on me with his hands around my neck." You saw "this UGLY, green, anarexic, 2 foot tall" what? "and i was like ahhhhhhh LEAVE IN THE NAME OF JESUS' BLOOD. and it left. like i knew it was still in my room. i could still hear it. i could feel that he was around sumwhere." Why are you nuts so afraid of 2' tall, ugly, green, anorexic things, when you "know" that speaking the name of Jesus will save you? "anyway i started praying i was like God keep it out of me keep it away from my room. guard me while i sleep keep it out of my house dun let it in. and it was gone." "You were like God?" Punctuation was invented to help us make our writing clear, IrtJ. Learn to use it along with your spell checker. "and yeh i was still like i scared child hugging a fathers leg for protection. But i did get to sleep and i woke up and i had the best sleep ive had in my life. because i had nothing to be scared of God was there and he was gonna whoop anythings behind if it came near me." So, you need to watch a horror movie and pray to your imaginary friend to get through the night? Try Dr. Bear's prescription for good sleep: get some execise during the day, have a glass (just one) of wine with dinner and have sex at bedtime. It works great.

old comment by Kelian

Dan: I think many, if not most, of these cases are sleep paralysis related. I suffer from it myself and it can definitely mimic a paranormal experience. When my Pulmonologist diagnosed me with sleep paralysis after a sleep study, I was able to unburden myself from the last bit of "woo" I had. I believed in ghosts for years because of not understanding SP.
I have 3-6 episodes a month, but many people will have a single non-repeated episode. For those who haven't heard of SP, it is when the mind wakes but the body is still paralyzed from the sleep state. Everyone is paralyzed to some extent during dreaming so they won't "act out the dreams." Some people become conscious during this period and are paralyzed for a few minutes before returning to normal. While this is going on there is a feeling of a presence in the room, pressure on the chest and occasionally auditory and visual hallucinations. In my case, I hear someone opening the front door and walking up the steps and rarely will I see a presence in the room. I still freak out every time even now that I know what it is.

old comment by cerebulon

So I had this dream. I was in hell and standing on a stone ledge next to a lake of fire. Little fire dragons danced through the vaporous fumes in the air. I saw great dark form of Satan before me. Upon his head there were six great horns like those of a ram, a steer and an ibex. Three malformed eyes glowed in his snarling visage like dying coals. I gazed at his mountain-like form and spake: "Yo Luci, sup dawg?"
And he was like "Nuthin, nuthin." And I'm like: "Luci baby, why youse gotta be such a bitch all the time? Doing evil shit and getting folks to sin?" And he said: "Shit fool, we all bitches in the eyes of God! And he kicks us 'round as he pleases." And I'm like: "Shit!" And he's like: "Word." Then I woke up. Praise Science!