The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.
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"Soybean products are feminizing"
Because they contain estrogen?
"You can hardly escape them anymore."
So stop eating food.
And Rutz knows this because he doesn't have a dick anymore.
No, wait, that was a pre-existing condition.
Bwahahahaha! Dude, it's part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy to get you to eat soy and become gay. Our sleeper agents are busy replacing your milk with Silk at the moment, and sneaking soy crisps into your potato chips! Resistance is futile!
1,330,044,544 (July 2008 est.) people or about 50% (the males)want to have a word with you
Îf you are afraid of phytoestrogens,
The hop, used to brew beer,
I wat soybean products all the time, and I'm hardly effeminate.
Wrong board, should be CTSTDT.
As far as the feminizing of soybeans, why are there so many Asians then? They've been eating soy for centuries.
Why was *this* the quote that was picked out of this whole article?
This by itself isn't really fundie. A lot of people are worried about the effect of consuming large quantities of unfermented soy. And soy products being everywhere isn't exactly an exaggeration. It may not be scientifically well-founded, but I think it's a good thing to be cautious about shifts in diet like this. Just because it works okay for people in Japan and China doesn't mean the average individual of European descent will have the same reaction, just like the average Asian person is probably well advised to avoid American levels of dairy.
Consumption of soy products making you gay and therefore you should avoid soy at all costs? There's the fundie. This particular quote is about the tamest thing in the whole piece.
@ The Lazy One: I was actually looking at the ingredients of some Pringles after I saw this quote:
Don't worry about the potato chips, men, they already contain SOYBEAN OIL!
Oh Noes!
NOT...
TEH BUUBZ!!
That explains why I, a girl, Am bi, ammiright? It's all due to my love of soy! Oh wait...
I <3 Chocolate Silk. :3
To 936562: Prove it or GTFO.
er. sperm reduction as a result of eating soy is *temporary*. If you're intending on conceiving, stop eating soy for a couple of days, and you'll be jizzing like a pro.
You won't start suddenly growing tits mate.
Uhh, I used to be allergic to milk, and I used soy milk as a substitute for dairy (I outgrew the allergy, but I still drink soy milk since I do not like the taste of cow milk).
I still use a peanut butter substitute made from soybeans because of my severe peanut allergy.
Guess what, Mr. Fundie?
I'm straight.
Care to try again?
@Natalie
"So? This just means more titties. Yay titties!"
Like I say, with the soy mince I eat, you'd think I'd be reaching for the Viagra before now, but no...:
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When sights like the above, to say nothing of when the lady in my life is stood before me, wearing just seamed stockings, six-inch heels - and a smile (and she's not exactly no slouch in the rack department, either) means I have no need for those little blue pills (by Pfizer), then it only serves to annihilate Jim Putz's argument.
Care to explain why I don't have man-boobs, Jimbo?! (more's the pity! ( . )( . ) X3 )
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