you guys really dont read the bible too much do you? why did christ destroy sodom and ghomorra? because they were sodomizing and raping! they were inter wedding, having orgies, they basically started sodomizing as we know it! there isnt any other way for a homosexual, male however, to make ''love'' without doing it the wrong way. this is why christ destroyed the both towns. and people today still have the nerve to ask the question in cold blindness.
congratultions the devil has fooled you.
need i remind you that anal sex leads to more germs and bacterias resulting in more hepatitis for you!
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I am still trying to figure out "inter wedding." Is he refering to inter-racial marriage, same-sex marriage, or even that horror of inter-racial same-sex marriage?
I would also note that four of the five cities of the plain were destroyed: Sodom, Gommorrah, Admah, and Zeboiim. Zoar survived.
""you guys really dont read the bible too much do you?"
No more than I have to in order to refute lame fundy arguments. Too much of the Wholly Babble will rot the brain.
"why did christ destroy sodom and ghomorra?"
He didn't. And I didn't even have to look that up. Obviously you read your bible even less than I read the silly thing.
"[Snip babbling assertions] This is why christ destroyed the both towns."
But... he didn't. I don't often recommend this but maybe you should crack open the Ol' Bible if you're going to base your argument on something contained in it.
"congratultions the devil has fooled you."
It wouldn't be the first time I've been fooled.
"need i remind you that anal sex leads to more germs and bacterias resulting in more hepatitis for you!"
Well, thank you Dr. topsecretbomb.
I guess that condoms are therefore the devil's invention, because they prevent the spread of disease as God intended. Meaning that the devil has been a benefit to mankind, while God has purposely tried to kill people.
Such silliness aside, why does God need to punish humans in life in the first place? Isn't that what eternal punishment is for?
"you guys really dont read the bible too much do you?"
I'd match my bible knowledge with yours any day.
"why did christ destroy sodom and ghomorra?"
I rest my case. Not Christ, bonehead.
"because they were sodomizing and raping!"
Unlike the righteous man, Lot, who, in Gen 19, was offering his daughters to a crowd of sex-crazed men specifically for the men to rape. Not only that he lies about the girls virginity to make them more interesting to the crowd.
"they were inter wedding, having orgies, they basically started sodomizing as we know it!"
There is little biblical support for any of these claims.
"there isnt any other way for a homosexual, male however, to make ''love'' without doing it the wrong way."
Have you never heard of oral sex? Hand jobs?
"this is why christ destroyed the both towns."
There you go again. Not Jesus.
"and people today still have the nerve to ask the question in cold blindness."
I have no idea what this means.
"congratultions the devil has fooled you."
Congratultaions, you are a deluded fool.
"need i remind you that anal sex leads to more germs and bacterias resulting in more hepatitis for you!"
Here again, your amazing ignorance is showing. Proper hygene, condoms and the order in which one engages in certain sexual acts eliminates the bacterial contamination problem. Didn't your mommy teach you how to wash?
"need i remind you that anal sex leads to more germs and bacterias resulting in more hepatitis for you!"
Uhhh.. .that would be no, but how 'bout if I remind you of a few things. First it seems you have no idea what the difference is between "germs" and "bacterias" (sic) and "hepatitis". Second, you do not seem to understand the ubiquity of bacteria, which makes " leads to more" a ridiculous claim. Third, though sexual promiscuity (not orientation) increases the risk of hepatitis infection, IV drug use is, by far, the greatest risk behavior for hepatitis infection.
So, it seems you've been reading your Buy-bull about as carefully as your health textbook.
more hepatitis?
...not to mention another fundy who thinks making "love" involves sticking your penis in something.
And one day, he'll meet a fundy girl and they'll make eye contact and they'll both feel a little odd and they'll both go home and pray to God, then they'll get engaged, married and make "love", which to paraphrase Ford Fairlane, "would be like masturbating with a cheese grater, slightly amusing, but mostly painful"
(Good to see the devil can't make you a bigger fool)
ah, but it WAS Christ who destroyed them, because (even though he wasn't born yet) he was still there, because, don't you know, the Christian God is a triple god-head, not three different gods. This is NOT poly-theism!!! Get it right, people, or the fundies will come and whine at you.
as to the rest - I don't think this guy has read his bible lately. As I recollect, they were only "sinners" in the city and all specific mention of deviant sexual practices are sort of... modern interpretations on the word "sodomy".
Or I could be wrong.
If you get germs from it, you're doing it wrong! There are plenty of ways to have safe gay sex, and I happen to practice a few of them, myself.
Further, he does indeed seem to have not read much about the actual story.
The ignorance is strong with this one.
Great, just what we need: "more hepatitis" for us. To go along with the big batch of hepatitis we apparently already have.
I suppose if I showed him my chains and chaps, that would *really* be "doing it the wrong way". Sounds like what he needs, though: Strike, dear mistress, and cure his idiocy. Hmm...wait for me, I'll be right back...
"And this was the guilt of your sister Sodom. She had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease. But she did not aid to the poor and needy. When the Lord saw this he was angered and removed her."
Sounds to me a lot like America.
"Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy."
- Ezekiel 16:49 (KJV)
According to the bible, THAT'S why your god destroyed Sodom. You really don't read your bible much, do you?
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