But let's face it, if Heather has two mommies, she's gonna git an overdose of sleeveless flannel button-downs and a lesson on Harley engines.

If Jacob has two daddies, he's gonna get a leg up(no pun intended) on the magical use of pallettes and color samples along with some killer fashion tips.

The problem will be the smell, as always. In the first scenario the house will smell like rancid deviled eggs, half-digested, on the afterburner.

And with the two boyfriends, it will smell like egg yolks and brown stuff or like a hair salon, inhaling 'the perm kit' while you puke into your Cheerios.

In either case, the kid will have to wear a protective mask to ward off all the particulates, fecal and non.