Last of the Past
The final FSTDT submission approved on the old site
Tonight as my husband and I were leaving our house to go into town, we noticed a very bright light. Looked up and saw the crescent moon and this huge light next to it. It was so big and bright we were not sure what it was, I got so excited that it might be Jesus getting ready to call us up that I got all excited. Alas.....it was just another hopeful moment, and beautiful sight. But the senses are going into full expectation that it will be soon, very soon. Halleluja!!!!
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Wonder if they're celebrating yet, if they are, they don't know how persistant I am.
Test! If this works, it's going up. Cheer for it boys(even though you won't read this until the entire thing is uploaded which if this works will be at least two hours from now)!
It worked boys,
Here she comes!
Glad to see you're up.
The interface needs some work, but I'm sure you'll start working on that after you get everything else up and running, so no worries.
BTW, any excited quotes from RR about how FSTDT has been taken down by God's wrath or something? I looked, but I'm not very familiar with their forums, and didn't really know exactly *where* to look.
fundiesRtehlulz:
"OT"? Off Topic?
Distind, loving your work, and grateful for it. I'm embarrassed to demur, but feel I must- there's gals here too.
I'm gunna blame tiredness, frantic effort, and a general idea that you're using 'boys' as a gender-inclusive term- but sadly, it doesn't mean that to me.
Still, don't let my quibbles stop me from donating money, or helping in any other way.
"The interface needs some work, but I'm sure you'll start working on that after you get everything else up and running, so no worries." Ah, I see from your Bug Reports forums that you're working on it. Sorry for the ignorant comment.
A lot of us already commented on the this quote yesterday, so I just wanted to say thank you to Distind.
It really is a fun site and I'm glad that we will still be able to enjoy it.
Cheers, Distind! AHAHAHA, fundies, you can't keep down the mighty power of FSTDT! We're back, everyone!
Yesterday as I was leaving the Home Hardware store I noticed a very bright light. I looked, and someone had a small cylindrical object in their hand that was emitting a light, all by itself. It was neither a sun, nor a moon, nor a star, nor a fire, yet it emitted light! I got so excited that the rapture was just around the corner!
Three cheers to Distind for getting things working again.
[Oh my gawd, I get a fundie fix!]
hmmm...a Muslim emblem signifying the crapture? Jeebus be very pissed at you.
[Oh, that was good! Thank you for "resurrecting" FSTDT]
Hah, and to think, Christians brag because their God was resurrected after three days, yet it only took one day for FSTDT's resurrection.
Hah, and to think, Christians brag because their God was resurrected after three days, yet it only took one day for FSTDT's resurrection.
I spit all over my computer reading Illuminatalie's post.
too bad NanC didn't see the triangle made by the moon, Venus and Mars several weeks ago. She would have shit in her pants thinking it was the trinity getting ready for the rapture.
I guess it was on the other site, but someone posted the crescent moon and star flag.
Yep it was a message from God saying Nan picked the wrong religion.
I guess it was on the other site, but someone posted the crescent moon and star flag.
Yep it was a message from God saying Nan picked the wrong religion.
whatta dingbat.
and they breed!!!
"... And that night I saw a light,
a light that shines so bright..."
"Statue of Liberty Mr. Gallagher?"
"Coney Island Mr. Sheen!"
Gallagher & Sheen, ca. 1919, Victor Recordings
Apparently, this sort of thing has been going on for quite some time now.
Glad you're back. Waiting to find out the details.
Ah, it's good to be back. *raises a glass to Distind*
"Looked up and saw the crescent moon and this huge light next to it. It was so big and bright we were not sure what it was, I got so excited that it might be Jesus getting ready to call us up that I got all excited."
Venus has been very bright lately (it was shining through cloud cover here last night, quite an impressive sight) but it's certainly not Jesus coming to take you on your unbiblical Rapture.
I think the cresent moon means
"Rejoice heathens, for Allah will save your soul." :P
Astronomy OMG!
This must be a troll btw, aren't fundies tin-foil hat wearers with sharp senses of... paranoia? Shouldn't it be a sign from their Debil?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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