I'm not going to even bother reading that crap. The top sign you're an atheist is you hate Christians and you hate God. Hate all you want, I don't care. Someday you will face the judgment of God. We can all laugh together then if you still want to.
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I don't "hate" your imaginary friend, I don't believe he exists. I don't hate Christians in general either, just self-righteous fundie pricks.
My feelings about your god are basically the same as my feelings towards any other particularly nasty fictional character like Dolores Umbridge,
You have to believe something exists before you can hate it.
I don't believe in your god, so I can't hate him.
You know, I'm sure he's expecting that when we face the judgment of God, he'll be the only one laughing. So I think the best way to deal with this is to smile and laugh with him, and keep smiling and laughing, even if we get thrown into the lake of fire. I bet it would totally creep him out.
I don't hate Christians. I hate Fundies.
I sometimes tell this non-Fundie Christian that I hate him, but occasionally we see eye-to-eye. And that's just because he's a bit of a douche.
And I don't hate God. I don't know that he exists. If I were to find out one day that God does indeed exist---well, then I'd decide then. Kind of hard to say "I'll definately forgive him for all the shit that he does to his creations."
“I'm not going to even bother reading that crap.”
“The top sign you're an atheist is you hate Christians”
“and you hate God.”
“Hate all you want, I don't care.”
“Someday you will face the judgment of God.”
“ We can all laugh together then if you still want to.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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