your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures. this religon seems to be just based on a childs creative mind.
This makes me think all younger generations now are full with idiots like you.
No to believe that a spaghetti controls my life is crazy and stupid.
And I have a strong feeling that your joking and don't tell me your not cause I read it twice it seems all most too stupid please go read the bible or jump off the nearest cliff cause no one has use for you that's why your making stupid religons
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<<<your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures>>>
Quite true. The FSM is just as believeable as the boogie man, the tooth fairy, and your god.
(Maronan hands Philmon TM a telescope, so he can see the point cruising over his head at an altitude of about five miles.)
Well, he did at least figure out that it's a joke. I have to give him some credit for that. However, most of the credit is cancelled out by the god-awful spelling and grammar, and the little bit that is left gets completely swamped by the "please go read the bible" comment.
That sonic boom you just heard? That's the point sailing CLEAN over your head. IF you run, you might be able to catch it.
Oh, and can ya FEEL the Christian love, there? It's palpable.
Take a long hard look at that Bible you are offering up, look at the FSM again, Bible, FSM, Bible again. Squint reeeeal hard. Get all three neurons firing. Then, and only then, will you be allowed on the internet again.
Oh dear Haruhi, Arceus, Jungo, and everything else...please, never reproduce. Ever. The world will be much better off.
Completely Missed the Point award. the Flying Spaghetti Monster is based on grown-up creative minds, intended to mimic religions, but to be more coherent and non-contradictory than them.
I'm not part of the younger generation anymore...
To believe that ANYTHING, other than yourself, controls your life is crazy and stupid.
It's "you're joking", stupid, and "almost" and "religion"!
Please refrain from calling people stupid, at least until you can handle basic English grammar and spelling. OK?
“your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures.”
Yes. That’s the point.
“ this religon seems to be just based on a childs creative mind.”
Okay. Actually, it’s based on the arguments made for what people INSIST is true religion. Just more blatantly made-up-shit.
“This makes me think all younger generations now are full with idiots like you.”
Think whatever you want. But the problem is, most of the arguments made FOR Jehovah work equally well for The FSM, bless his noodly appendeges.
“No to believe that a spaghetti controls my life is crazy and stupid.”
Yes. Very close.
“And I have a strong feeling that your joking and don't tell me your not cause I read it twice it seems all most too stupid please go read the bible or jump off the nearest cliff cause no one has use for you that's why your making stupid religons”
Nope. WHY is because people try to pass laws to make US live according to their stupid superstitious nonsense. We insist on living by OUR silly superstitious nonsense instead.
I mean, really. Someone loses their keys, searches, finds them, thanks god for leading them to the keys? Makes just as much sense to don a collander, search, then thank the FSM when you find them.
Think there can’t be life without Allah? Maybe there just can’t be life without the FSM.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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