My objectivity leads me to the conclusion that God is the only possible explanation for my existence.
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My objectivity leads me to the conclusion that horny parents and a broken condom are the only possible explanations for my existence.
@ THX 1138
Where did you get the idea that we're offended? One doesn't have to be offended to mock something.
@THX 1138: Nobody said anything about being offended. Also, using "objectivity" to mean the exact opposite, and declaring personal opinion to be fact, is not just "believing he was created by a god."
"My objectivity leads me to my scientifically & historically unsustainable preconceived conclusion.
@THX 1138
Why do these comments offend you? If we want to mock him in private, let us.
Someone obviously never gave Al here 'The Talk'. This leads everyone else to the conclusion that he's a retard.
@THX 1138
Why does this being quoted here offend you ?
You know where the door is. Otherwise, point & laugh along with everyone else here or STFU.
Question: Are you the quoted OP? Careful, or you'll wind up being the next one quoted. Then we'll see who's really offended. >:D
It's the use of objectivity being used here. There's nothing objective about this apologetics.
Definition: (checked several all similar to this)
"Generally, objectivity means the state or quality of being true even outside of a subject's individual biases, interpretations, feelings, and imaginings"
There's nothing Objective about believing in a God creation. It is his opinion or belief.
This rebranding of words is common in Apologetics and designed to give more weight to their claims. I've heard them correct people on this broad misuse in debates and callers to the Atheist Experience show many times. This one was popularized by that rebranding ass W.L. Craig into apologetics so Alan may not even realize what the word means.
The bastardization of the language is a serious problem from the fundamentalist circles. It's muddying the waters by allowing them to twist defined terms into vague ever widening usage and ultimately destroying the actual meaning. I'll admit it's become a pet peeve with me especially since W.L. Craig is an intelligent person PURPOSELY creating stupid arguments and corrupting words.
Like everybody using the word Replica to describe Hams Ark. News media and everyone involved keep calling it a Replica, this is the meaning of replica: "A replica is an exact reproduction, such as of a painting, as it was executed by the original artist or a copy or reproduction" Hams ark is a building, it's on concrete foundations, it's loaded with steel girders (many hidden in wood casings) and braces, and the Bible only gives dimensions, three levels, one window one door description, no detail of appearance or shape (Hence the movie making it like a box.)
It's an envisioning or imagining of the stories boat. Not a Replica.
They've got merchandising shops and a junk food restaurant on the top for Christ sake. Hams gonna realease a Dove someday and it's gonna circle back for discarded fries.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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