>LovingJesus
I bet you do, you dirty bugger! He hung around with twelve men, two of whom were sailors. One of said twelve kissed him. He hardly associated with women, if ever, and never married. Wore a dress too.
He told others to 'Love your fellow man'...! It's kind of funny how all of you are making fun of God right now', you say o FuckingJesus? Frankly, the jokes just write themselves.
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In Soviet Britain, God makes fun of himself.
"Remember September 2011? Obama was called the Antichrist by a heckler"
I think it was George Dumbya Bush who was president in September of 2001, BummingJesus [/hyper-smartarse]
"he's the ANTICHRIST!"
From a scene in the Tom Cruise Control film "Edge of Tomorrow" (a.k.a. "All You Need Is Kill"):
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Set in the near future.
Be afraid. Be very afraid, TeabaggingJesus.
Who's the stuttering cunt now, eh RimmingJesus? Your 'theory's gonna be as obliterated as the 'Omega' (the Mimic central core) at the end of "Edge of Tomorrow", and in just two years time.
...unless you can find some 'Mimic' blood, and gain that 'Reset' ability, SuckingOffJesus. >:D
