[In a thread about saying a prayer to God before having sex, one poster says that it would be a mood killer. Here is another poster's response to that.]
A mood killer? wow..... how bad do you think sex is?
God created it! He is a part of it! So much so that he creates more human beings with it!
It is so beautiful ... the closer that a married couple gets to God, the closer they get to each other (picture a triangle).
How much it could add to the spiritual/emotional side of sex...the utter beauty and elation.
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The last thing I want to invision while I'm sexing someone is God, okay? That big, flacid cock - everyone knows he's impotent, what do you think a steeple is? - staring down at us, trying to wank.....
.........;_;
What do you pray for before sex? That you'll be able to get a hard on? That you won't ejaculate prematurely?
Hmmmm... At least you're starting out on your knees. I guess that's a good thing, but c'mon, I hate it when my partner screams "Oh god" in the middle of an orgasm. (I've been known to say, "You can call me 'Jim'")
"In a thread about saying a prayer to God before having sex..."
Well, in the case of a BJ, I think I could understand a quick "For what I am about to receive, may the lord make me truly grateful!"
Or perhaps Numbers 24:6-7? (I ain't saying, you'll have to look it up!)
Read the fucking manual! It's right there:
- You shall not commit adultery.
No, it is NOT ok to bring God in on it.
National Lampoon once had a list of "Ten Things Guaranteed to Soft-Boil a Hard-On" - including things like "is it in yet?" and "it's just a little discharge. The doctor said it was OK". And, yes, praying was one of them.
He is a part of it!
Where is it, damn....
*searching*
Ahhh, there you are...
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MfG
first, as long as the prayer is really sexy, whatever. In other words, sexy prayer: okay, non-sexy prayer: not okay.
It is so beautiful ... the closer that a married couple gets to God, the closer they get to each other (picture a triangle).
Ok, but what about the triangle inequality? Given three points x, y, and z, we know that |x-z|<=|x-y|+|y-z|. Thus, if we let our married couple be x and z and God be y, then the total distance between the married couple will always be greater if you have to put God into the equation since you have to go through Him first. Ergo, a relationship between a married couple is closer without God. QED or whatever. ;)
@Doctor Whom:
But what if you believed your magic sky pixie created sex but didn't even want you to ever have it, let alone enjoy it, and in fact sex is a naughty, naughty sin that you only get to do because your distant ancestors ate the wrong sort of berries. And furthermore, if you don't do in exactly the way the sky pixie wants you to he will make you very sorry for ever and ever.
That makes no sense whatsoever! :-S
Actually, I kinda can see a couple praying before sex that they would be pleasing to each other. And hey, at least agapewolf is saying it's all right to enjoy sex.
And for further enjoyment, check out www.christiannymphos.org . (No pictures - I checked.)
I'm picturing that triangle....but it's not doing anything for me, I'm afraid.
And also, I'd like to add to the chorus of "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Oh, I can just hear the Catholic pre-sex prayer.
Dear Lord, please forgive us for the dirty filthy act we are about to perform, but it's the only way you gave us to make more babies for you.
Yeah, and you wonder why it's a turn off.
"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."
(Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer, "Good Morning Vietnam")
Meh, boring, this is a feeling found in many religions. So what? If he wants a threesome with a deity let him.
It's amusing to find a fundie not running at the thought of sex.
it is so beautiful... the utter beauty and elation...
sweat, saliva and smell of urine... two meatsacks pounding together... fucking beautiful
I must be doing it wrong, beauty and elation is NOT what I see in a sex act. Spiritual/emotional side? Nah, sex is physical.
So you want it to be a threesome?
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