/Homosexuals should focus on what they are good at:/
Which is...
/interior decorating with tacky stuff,/
Oh, you paranoid homophobes and your stereotypes! So clever! Never mind that not all homosexuals know how to decorate, just like not all African-Americans know how to dance, not all Asians are insanely brilliant, not all Arabs are Muslim and/or terrorists, not all Irishmen are drunkards...I could go on and on.
/acting like strangly configured women,/
Well, that would be kind of hard for lesbians, wouldn't it, since they are women. If you're talking about homosexual men, again, not all of them are effeminate. You didn't see Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal wearing lipstick and prancing around the mountain like ballerinas in "Brokeback Mountain," did you?
/sharing their feelings about every little thing with each other,/
Because heaven forbid heterosexual, masculine, "manly" men actually open up to people and have a sensitivity chip larger than a teaspoon. Heaven forbid they actually allow themselves to cry instead of keeping it all locked up so they can take it out on other people. Yes, the ideal "manly" man should be sufficiently stoic, repressed, and as easy to talk to as a brick wall.
/and whining about inconsequential issues with nobody listening./
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the whiniest homophobe of them all?
